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Chopper

12/24/2007, 01:48 PM

It never used to bother me, I was never a fan, but it didn't register. 40 bucks a day/ ok, my wife watched it sometimes. Slowly, the loathing began....I don't even know when...The shortened words..."Taste this, it's delish" "No prob, Bob" "You got a prob? I got the Solush";puke:;puke: The expanding waistline...the downpointers.....She's on my radio! She's on my TV! She's on my G^%#@#N Ritz crackers!!! I can't get a donut and coffee, without seeing HER!:eek::_brickwal I now Email D.D. a minium of once a day to spit some venom...a reminder comes up every time I turn on the "puter";puke: Her husbands band is pathetically suckful too!!!! How do I get in the audience to throw rotten vegetables...midevil style. It's been awhile since anyone annoyed me so much. Join me in the anti R.R. movement:bgwo::group::_group2:

VXIRONwoMAN

12/24/2007, 02:16 PM

Awe... I have to disagree... I think she's adorable. I have only seen like one or two of her shows, but I love her voice. And I think she's cute. Don't hate??? :( And some of her snack ideas are really good!

nfpgasmask

12/24/2007, 02:42 PM

Lol.

Cobrajet

12/24/2007, 04:04 PM

Sorry, I'm with Chopper on this one. I didn't even know who she was when her show came out, and I never understood the attraction. Cute? NOT! Her voice? ANNOYING! Her truncated speech pattern? PATHETIC.

I'm not driven to violence...yet, but I do turn the sound off or turn to the other tuner if I'm watching one of my 2-tuner DVR's (love that fast-forward button.)

However, I find Billy Mays even more annoying then RR. Who in their right mind hire's Billy Mays to hock their wares? Please, no more BM from BM??

4X4 UFO

12/24/2007, 04:12 PM

LOL! I have to agree with you, Chopper, and I've only seen her commercials. I'm pretty sure that, if you're in the mood for a snack cracker, a slice of cucumber is not a suitable substitute!

Randy

Joe_Black

12/24/2007, 08:02 PM

A DVR with TiVo-like features (or a TiVo) and a general disdain for television will free you from such drivel. Not that I even know who you're ranting about, but life's too short to be wrapped up in front of the tube. :bgwo:

etlsport

12/24/2007, 08:19 PM

haha! ill admit ive never seen her do a show or anything.. but i hear and see her name everywhere and yea its annoying!

johnnyapollo

12/24/2007, 08:49 PM

Funny - I ran into her down at the Turner campus about a month ago (not sure why she was there she doesn't film in Altanta) - I said "Hey you're Rachel Ray" and she said "Yes I am!" and laughed. She seemed really sweet.

-- John

Triathlete

12/24/2007, 10:37 PM

Who's rachael ray?:_confused

Ldub

12/24/2007, 10:52 PM

What's television?:_confused

Triathlete

12/24/2007, 10:59 PM

I got the TV...I guess she just hasn't been on South Park yet!:bwgy:
And if she hasn't been on SP then she must not be important enough yet to make fun of!:rolleyes:

Ldub

12/25/2007, 12:23 AM

I got the TV...I guess she just hasn't been on South Park yet!:bwgy:
And if she hasn't been on SP then she must not be important enough yet to make fun of!:rolleyes:

LOL, I've got TV, just nothing to hook it to...my pirated cable got disco'd a few months ago.:sighwgray I survive on SP, FG & Simpsons DVD's, with the occaisional movie thrown in for good measure.

I've seen RR before, just not often enough to make me need a check up from the neck up.:rolleyesg
Although, from what I remember, she is a little ummm...overly cheerful.

VX4EJR

12/25/2007, 07:44 AM

I read this post and had to chime in, I agree with Chopper...she needs to go, do something else like pump my gas or clean bathrooms.
Those Dunkin Donuts commercials, not sure if everyone gets those on tv where you are, make me wanna jam boiling hot coffee and a donut in her mouth...then see what happens. Was that "delish" Rachel? What? You can't talk...ah ha! Now we're getting somewhere.

Anyways, that's all I wanted to say.
Have a nice day :)

HOT_WASABI_JUNKIE

12/25/2007, 04:55 PM

She is one of my secret celeb sex fantasies.. I could care less if she cooks, she is totally my type.

circmand

12/26/2007, 08:03 AM

Her voice is not annoying as Fran Drescher but since Fran cant find work anymore and RR is everywhere she is taking her place as women celebs who need to go. She is also porking up.

WyrreJ

12/26/2007, 08:30 AM

LOL, I've got TV, just nothing to hook it to...my pirated cable got disco'd a few months ago

Who needs cable when you've got the net? I've never heard of this woman before - but on the flip-side, I regularly watch tv shows from all over the world. Anyone else seen the episode of Top Gear where they *drove* a toyota truck to the north pole? I watched that puppy in high-def.

AREA 51

12/26/2007, 02:05 PM

she is totally my type.

You mean with a pulse? JK

Chopper

12/26/2007, 04:43 PM

GOAL!!!and GAME!!! Damn:smilewink:bwgr::bgwp::bwgy::smilewink:bwgr::b gwp::bwgy:

HOT_WASABI_JUNKIE

12/26/2007, 07:02 PM

You mean with a pulse? JK...yeah without a pulse I would probably choose your girlfriend...JK

AREA 51

12/28/2007, 06:48 AM

...yeah without a pulse I would probably choose your girlfriend...JK

Although it's true that my droid doesn't have a pulse, it keeps me satisfied enough that I don't have to fantasize sex with a more likely than not, talentless celebrity.

HOT_WASABI_JUNKIE

12/28/2007, 07:48 AM

um....ok....

Chopper

12/28/2007, 05:35 PM

Although it's true that my droid doesn't have a pulse, it keeps me satisfied enough that I don't have to fantasize sex with a more likely than not, talentless celebrity.
YIKES!!!!

VXIRONwoMAN

12/28/2007, 10:14 PM

She is one of my secret celeb sex fantasies.. I could care less if she cooks, she is totally my type.

:p I like brunettes myself :naughty: She is definitely my type! ;) And for those of you who don't like her voice or choice of words... The mute button works wonders. :bwgy:

don moore

12/29/2007, 12:24 AM

I like a woman that can cook!!;)

alanbradley

12/29/2007, 01:35 AM

I've heard of her thanks to the wonders of the 'net, but over here we have Nigella...

http://www.wordsdept.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/nigella.jpg

A

don moore

12/29/2007, 11:44 AM

here you go CHOPPER...
http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/ihaterachaelray/
http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=152410
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=i+hate+rachel+ray

enjoy..
;)

Chopper

12/29/2007, 04:27 PM

:p I like brunettes myself :naughty: She is definitely my type! ;) And for those of you who don't like her voice or choice of words... The mute button works wonders. :bwgy:Yeah...sure....but will the mute fix the body by Pillsbury, the downpointers, or the "Cabbage Patch" face? They don't put stutterers on the radio.....

Ldub

12/29/2007, 05:04 PM

but will the mute fix the body by Pillsbury, the downpointers, or the "Cabbage Patch" face?

:razzgray::razzgray::razzgray:LOL:razzgray:

VCAMILO

12/29/2007, 09:23 PM

I've never liked her... She is a horrible tipper. It shoud be a minimum of 20% for the great service she gets. :p

HOT_WASABI_JUNKIE

12/29/2007, 11:35 PM

Yeah...sure....but will the mute fix the body by Pillsbury, the downpointers, or the "Cabbage Patch" face? They don't put stutterers on the radio.....

Ever hear of stuttering John, they do put stutterers on the radio, and his case , on tv too

Chopper

12/30/2007, 05:49 AM

sure, John and Elephant Boy....that is to make fun of, not for any "talent"

HOT_WASABI_JUNKIE

12/30/2007, 09:41 AM

I have to disagree, Stuttering John's interviews with celebrities are some of the funniest bits Stern had in his catalog.I think it takes a certain amount of talent and balls to ask the questions he did..and it landed him a gig on the Tonight Show..

But as far as Rachel Ray goes, C'mon, would you rather bang her, Julia Child,or Betty Crocker. (if they were still alive)...?

Chopper

12/30/2007, 06:11 PM

Balls ain't talent. In John's case, it's too desperate, or too stupid to do anything else....nothing to lose. If you're any kind of fan at all, you remember how S.J. got the Tonite Show gig.;)

Chopper

12/30/2007, 06:13 PM

Moncha

01/04/2008, 09:56 AM

...the downpointers.....

Out of all that, I think this is the funniest! What a vision!! .. Sorry, guess I've been getting to many to many internet porn cases as of late.

I digress.

:goof:

Rooster

01/04/2008, 11:52 AM

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e286/akabillyba/Giada_DeLaurentiis_lscan1.jpg

On the otherhand, I can look at this all day...

Moncha

01/04/2008, 01:35 PM

Here, here!!!!!!!

Gotta go, wife's coming ;)

mdwyer

01/04/2008, 06:09 PM

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e286/akabillyba/Giada_DeLaurentiis_lscan1.jpg

On the otherhand, I can look at this all day...

...and she can cook!!

(Couldn't help it... sorry... I'll reserve the barefoot part for later...)

Chopper

01/04/2008, 06:12 PM

ITALIAN no less.....sigh

Chopper

01/04/2008, 06:14 PM

Baby got Betty Rubble feets....we can wrap them up somehow

Ldub

01/04/2008, 06:32 PM

Baby got Betty Rubble feets....we can wrap them up somehow

Survey sez.....fishnet stockings.:naughty:

CrnCnn

01/04/2008, 07:09 PM

ok so I watched her today, cause I had nothing to offer. All I gotta say is I AGREE!!!!

No likey

mdwyer

01/04/2008, 07:33 PM

Survey sez.....fishnet stockings.:naughty:

It's just too bad she doesn't have a sexy european acent to go with that... food.

The logical progression would be to throw both of them into a cage and see who comes out. This will have to suffice: Iron Chef: Giada vs Rachel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvokX0_TGH8