The economy is so bad that....

[handeeman]

1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

2. I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked
"can you afford fries with that?"

3. The bank returned one of my checks marked "Insufficient Funds"
I called them and asked if they meant mine or theirs?

4. Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than G.M.

5. The Mafia is laying off judges.

[Triathlete]

Good ones!:laughy::laugho::laughgray:laughb:

[Gussie2000]

Hahahaha

I wonder if mister obama could possibly read this thread :p

[Ldub]

4. Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than G.M.

Which leads to:

How do you double the value of a GM vehicle?

Fill it with gas...:laughing:

[BeeVenom]

Very Cute, BUT kinda hits home doesn't it? Hope things get better real soon for everyone out there!

[tom4bren]

6. Handito can't even afford to make up his own mind.

[Ldub]

7. I can no longer afford to pay attention...:confusedw

[Ldub]

8. Site Support is "a little off"...:confusedw

[circmand]

aint worth a penny?

[tomdietrying]

Hahahaha

I wonder if mister obama could possibly read this thread :p


I know the last President couldnt read very well. Hey, isn't he the one who got us out of this mess.

Peace.
Tom

[tom4bren]

aint worth a penny?

Uh Oh. Iz there another of the nutz brothers sneaking in???

[circmand]

I know the last President couldnt read very well. Hey, isn't he the one who got us out of this mess.

Peace.
Tom


So that last Presidents Bush got us out of this mess that we are in now? Which would be before our current President Obama got us in it? How does that work some kind of Quantum loop glitch?

[handeeman]

Our McDonalds is now selling a 1/4 ouncer.

Motel 6 won't leave a light on for ya.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds etc.,
I called th Suicide Hotline. I got the call center in Pakistan,
and when i told them i was suicidal, they got all excited and
asked if I could drive a truck.

[ZEUS]

9. or 10. The economy is so bad that Wheel of Fortune has an IOU slot and Vanna White can't sell a vowel!