A Dear "Jo" Letter from the ORW

[ORW VXr]

If you're reading this thread for the 1st time you should read this thread before continuing
http://www.vehicross.info/forums/showthread.php?t=17146&highlight=missing


Dear Jo, I figured it was about time for me to report in since I've probably let you worry long enough.
After all these years the straw that broke the camels back was when you took off to the U.K. without me. You just left me out in the cold on my own for I didn't know how long. Without a thought, I sold my 09 Manolo Blahniks (in Fall colors), and took off.
So you see Jo I've decided to see the world and check out a few of your VX friends. I'm going to post pics (or as you call them Fotoz). Who knows maybe I'll have them write up my comments, as I plan on doing some traveling. Jo, don't be upset honey after all I am keeping it in the family.

My first fotoz come from London. Do you like my London look ?
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j31/crotchrocket3000/ORW/100_5894.jpg
Notice the right hand drive.
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j31/crotchrocket3000/ORW/100_5900.jpg
It was cold in London that day.
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j31/crotchrocket3000/ORW/100_5903.jpg
As my new James says (in the States I would have called him John): "One Life Live It" I'm living it Jo.
Getting ready to do a little pole dancing.
I wish I could have posted movies cause I've still got it.
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j31/crotchrocket3000/ORW/100_5889.jpg
In this one you can see the on-board air system. It's amazing what toys you can operate with air. he he he
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j31/crotchrocket3000/ORW/100_5896.jpg
Well, gotta say bye for now Jo or as they say over here "Cheerio" ( I love food games)!
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j31/crotchrocket3000/ORW/100_5889.jpg
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[CrnCnn]

Thats awesome

[Scott Harness]

Say it ain't so Jo!! maybe she will come back!:p

[handeeman]

When ya hear her side of the story, ya kinda can see why she did it.
I wonder where she's gonna go next. Plus I'm so happy she didn't end up with the Jeep crowd.

[ZEUS]

Don't forget to donate to the site Lil Miss ORW... and I don't mean STD's.

[ORW VXr]

You just watch the site supporter status page...I'll be there anytime now. I'm a woman of means remember ! As for the STDs comment, it's like fine dinning....always use a condiment and practice safe eating.
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[lasturbo]

Priceless !!!!!

[tom4bren]

LMFAO

What kind of sick crowd have I fallen in with???

[ZEUS]

Fixed it for ya, Tommy Boy.
LMFAO

What kind of sick crowd have I fallen in LOVE with???

[tom4bren]

Yup, that's mo betta:)

[rowhard]

Just hope she is aware of the terrorist thread over there and stays safe

[Sprey]

Lmfao all we need now is a pic of her covered in mud :bwgy:

[PK]

Lmfao all we need now is a pic of her covered in mud :bwgy:

Yeah - and jealous ex GF Claire hitting her with the pressure wash.:bgwo::bgwb::bwgy:

LMFHO - good one Crotch.

PK

[Ldub]

You have my sincere condolences because your "Ho" done r-u-n-n...o-f-t, & iz now apperently hangin' with a "different" crowd...:confusedw

She may be back some day, but be prepared to just "let er' go"...:yes:

I know it's hard Buddy, but prolly for the best...she was no good...:upsetgray

[crotchrocket]

Hey, glad you got on the internet finally, the new connection in my flat has been a long time coming!!!! Take it your having a good day's sight seeing whilst im working!

And Jo, as i said in your missing thread, its nothing personal! i just offered a roof over her head......and a warm bed, lol

And don't worry about claire, she's good at sharing :D even took ORW out for some clothes shopping

[handeeman]

Hey, glad you got on the internet finally, the new connection in my flat has been a long time coming!!!! Take it your having a good day's sight seeing whilst im working!

And Jo, as i said in your missing thread, its nothing personal! i just offered a roof over her head......and a warm bed, lol

And don't worry about claire, she's good at sharing :D even took ORW out for some clothes shopping

Fantastic ! Two beautiful Auburn haired ladies under one roof.
I never thought you'd hear me say this, but I agree with T4B, what kind of sick crowd have we fallen in with?
Who knows Dub maybe she's reformed....lol
Plus I wonder if Jo's even seen this yet.....

[MSHardeman]

I hope that Jo gets a kick out of this, because I think it's pretty dang funny.

I do, on the other hand, think that someone has WAY too much time on their hands.

[VX KAT]

Since you like to travel and experience new things.....I'd like to invite Miss ORW Vxr to swing by Arizona and us gals will go have a good time! We can go off roading in my VX, we can go shopping, we can even go to the hair salon and get all gussied up and get wild! We'll have us a good ole' time ORW, come on over to this side of the pond! We may even let that shockingly yellow FJ tag along! http://www.smileyshut.com/smileys/new/free-happy-smileys-511[1].gif (http://www.smileyshut.com/Smileys/Smiley-Huts-Free-Happy-Smileys.html)

[VX KAT]

I do, on the other hand, think that someone has WAY too much time on their hands....ummm, yeah, that sounds like me, Handee & Dub...:slap:
wait we're missin' somebody where's that other nutz boy? http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/confused/confused0081.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-happy-smileys.php)
http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/winking/winking0058.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-tongue-smileys.php)

[tom4bren]

Hello

[crotchrocket]

Hello

Is it strange that i noticed you did that hello in purple for VX KAT ??? :D

[tom4bren]

Is it strange that i noticed you did that hello in purple for VX KAT ??? :D

No, it would be strange if you admitted that you liked it.

Sorry KAT but lavender is girlie. Royal purple ... now that's manly ... but not as manly as PROTON.

[VX KAT]

Is it strange that i noticed you did that hello in purple for VX KAT ??? :D
Maybe he's just gettin' in touch with his feminine side....:goof:

[tom4bren]

Maybe he's just gettin' in touch with his feminine side....:goof:

Gotta type faster girlie, or did you take too much time looking for the perfect smiley???

[VX KAT]

did you take too much time looking for the perfect smiley??? :mado: that's exactly what happened:mado:

[tom4bren]

Turn on squeeky Karen voice from Will & Grace:

It's funny 'cause it's true

Turn off squeeky Karen voice from Will & Grace

[CrnCnn]

So ORW are you going to travel the world and visit as many VXers as you can?

[ORW VXr]

So ORW are you going to travel the world and visit as many VXers as you can?

That's my plan, however I'm really loving London. It is a very nice place and the people are soooo friendly and I love the way they talk. It's kinda like English only different.
Hey look everyone I'm an Offical "Site Supporter".
I'll be back later, I'm joining Claire and the Rocket ( I just love that name) for lunch. I believe we're going to dine at a French restaurant cause James mentioned the name ...I believe it was the "Menage A T"... t something...
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[CrnCnn]

That's my plan, however I'm really loving London. It is a very nice place and the people are soooo friendly and I love the way they talk. It's kinda like English only different.

Especially if they say "whilst"


Hey look everyone I'm an Offical "Site Supporter".
I'll be back later, I'm joining Claire and the Rocket ( I just love that name) for lunch. I believe we're going to dine at a French restaurant cause James mentioned the name ...I believe it was the "Menage A T"... t something...

LOL, is that Austin powers music I hear playing? Turn down any hair gel offers.

[crotchrocket]

LOL, is that Austin powers music I hear playing? Turn down any hair gel offers.

I got the teeth and the mojo :D

[VX KAT]

Especially if they say "whilst"
Turn down any hair gel offers.

Hey that 3rd nutz brother uses "whilst", he must be from England, huh?
hair gel...isn't that from "There's something about Mary"? :dan_ban:

[CrnCnn]

Hey that 3rd nutz brother uses "whilst", he must be from England, huh?

Or REALLY old.... :p


hair gel...isn't that from "There's something about Mary"? :dan_ban:

:yeso:

[don moore]

:rollo2:(looks around)shhhh :_thinkingI think KAT knows more about the ORW then we think:yesgray:....SHHHH

[handeeman]

That's my plan, however I'm really loving London. It is a very nice place and the people are soooo friendly and I love the way they talk. It's kinda like English only different.
Hey look everyone I'm an Offical "Site Supporter".
I'll be back later, I'm joining Claire and the Rocket ( I just love that name) for lunch. I believe we're going to dine at a French restaurant cause James mentioned the name ...I believe it was the "Menage A T"... t something...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the "site supporter" status.
It's so easy even a living doll can do it.

[ZEUS]

Hey that 3rd nutz brother uses "whilst", he must be from England, huh?
hair gel...isn't that from "There's something about Mary"? :dan_ban:I am still just the prick in between them but I love using "whilst" often and I'm merely an old Irish/Spanish soul. :bgwo:

[tom4bren]

But I only say 'whilst' whilst typing.

[ZEUS]

But I only say 'whilst' whilst typing.Pfft, amateur nut! :p

[VX KAT]

:rollo2:(looks around)shhhh :_thinkingI think KAT knows more about the ORW then we think:yesgray:....SHHHH
I'll never kiss & tell...ew, wait, that didn't come out right, sounds like I'm one of those L girls that Marlin mentioned a while back......."not that there's anything wrong with that"...:_wtf: Us girls can like playing with our Off Road rigs too! I can't wait to hear how her lunch was at that fancy French restaurant with James & Claire!

[tom4bren]

Pfft, amateur nut! :p

Whilst a more anal retentive member might exhibit proclivities toward anger at that remark, I'll merely respond with:

I have no response to that.

[ORW VXr]

Us girls can like playing with our Off Road rigs too! I can't wait to hear how her lunch was at that fancy French restaurant with James & Claire!

I like playing with rigs off-road too.(Did that come out right)?
I don't kiss and tell either.....and I thought we were having lunch lol :naughty:
Oh and Kat I didn't miss your invitation. What a nice gesture, I would love to come to Az. I'll let ya know my schedule.
Meanwhile I'm going to enjoy London as much as I can. They have some really old looking buildings here. I wonder how they build them to look so old ? Plus I'm enjoying James and Claire whilst I can.
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[tom4bren]

Us girls can like playing with our Off Road rigs too

Izzat what they're calling it these days???

[VX KAT]

Whilst a more anal retentive member might exhibit proclivities toward anger at that remark,
Where'd ya get that one, from BigSwede's word games book?

[tom4bren]

I've got 2 engineers working for me that like to use big words. Rekin some of it just rubbed off.:)

[handeeman]

I've got 2 engineers working for me that like to use big words. Rekin some of it just rubbed off.:)

Oh that's right your an Engineer. I know some of the 100+( car) trains that come thru here have 2 engineers, but you must drive a really long train to have 3 engineers.
Back on topic, ORW VXr cracks me up wondering how they build some of the buildings in London to look so old. :smilewink

[tom4bren]

Oh that's right your an Engineer. I know some of the 100+( car) trains that come thru here have 2 engineers, but you must drive a really long train to have 3 engineers.

Lets see ... Engineer ... Used car salesman. Handito loses BIG TIME.

[JoFotoz]

So here I sat I , in rainy San Diego...worried sick about the fate of my lovely Girl...

...and all this time she's been whoopin it up with some Cockney ruffian.

I'm devasted...

Not to mention I spent ALL my MOAB money getting these printed up...

.... and sent nationwide.



http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/data/500/ORW_MILK.jpg (http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=16647)

.

I truly loved her...but fear she has now been tainted and defiled ...

...heaven forbid she's sampled the joys of Eel Pie and Mash...


....let alone had the pleasure of warm Watneys cross her Rosy Red lips...:eek:


I can only hope that in due course , when the sordid temptations of "other VX's " has been fully satiated...

...that she will return to the loving home that so dearly misses her.

I must go now...lest I publicly weep for her former unsullied loveliness.


Heartbroken...:(

jo

[ZEUS]

OUCH! Be strong Jo... for her... Claire may help her snap out of this 'funk'.

[ORW VXr]

If you're reading this thread for the 1st time you should read this thread before continuing
http://www.vehicross.info/forums/sho...hlight=missing





So here I sat I , in rainy San Diego...worried sick about the fate of my lovely Girl...

...and all this time she's been whoopin it up with some Cockney ruffian.

I'm devasted...

Not to mention I spent ALL my MOAB money getting these printed up...

.... and sent nationwide.



http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/data/500/ORW_MILK.jpg (http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=16647)

.

I truly loved her...but fear she has now been tainted and defiled ...

...heaven forbid she's sampled the joys of Eel Pie and Mash...


....let alone had the pleasure of warm Watneys cross her Rosy Red lips...:eek:


I can only hope that in due course , when the sordid temptations of "other VX's " has been fully satiated...

...that she will return to the loving home that so dearly misses her.

I must go now...lest I publicly weep for her former unsullied loveliness.


Heartbroken...:(

jo

Dear Jo:
1st James is not Cockney nor a ruffian. He and Claire have been the sweetest and warmest host a "little tart" like me could have ever dreamed of. If you had not abandoned me........this is a public forum and I won't draw my new found VX friends into listening to us air our dirty laundry (whew) in public. For the first time in a long time I feel truly free.

Since selling my Manolo Blahnik boots...thanks to Claire and James I now have a new Hermes "Birkin" handbag and some new Jimmy Choo shoes. Not to mention quite a nice and varied wardrobe.

I also refuse to discuss publicly the wonderful things I have sampled:
As for Eel pie I will say: "And who's going to be the one, to say it was no good what we done"

As for a warm Watney's I've saved these coasters for you.
http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/data/500/thumbs/watneys_red_barrel.gif (http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=16648)http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/data/500/thumbs/watneys_red_barrel.gif (http://www.vehicross.info/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=16648)

Perhaps I'll try the Mash at the "London Capital Club" tonight with James and Claire where we're dining.

That's all for now Jo and I'm certainly not satiated yet !
P.S. I hope you like milk!
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[handeeman]

Jo's post reminds me of a joke.

"A Man's Perfect Breakfast"

Your sitting at the table, you look across...

1. Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.

2. Your mistress's picture is on the cover of Playboy.

3. Your wife's picture is on the milk carton.

Back on topic.....Jo I detect she may still have a soft spot for ya in her heart....after all she said she had two Watney's coasters for you.
Who knows where the little ho is gonna go next ?

[VX KAT]

Jo's post reminds me of a joke.

well there's a real surprise!! http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/rolleye/rolleye0005.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net)

[JoFotoz]

I'm shocked that some of you still find this funny....

..even resorting to thread jacking to post yer banal jokes.

Hey ..you try losing your whore...

...and see how ya feel.

Heck , if it was you .....
....I'd be compassionate , and feel for yer pain.

But certain of you are simply being horribly unsympathetic.

I miss my HO......:thumbdn:


jo

:mad:

[Ldub]

I'm shocked that some of you still find this funny....

..even resorting to thread jacking to post yer banal jokes.

Hey ..you try losing your whore...

...and see how ya feel.

Heck , if it was you .....
....I'd be compassionate , and feel for yer pain.

But certain of you are simply being horribly unsympathetic.

I miss my HO......:thumbdn:


jo

:mad:

This whole thing stinks of "vast right wing conspiracy" iffin you ask me...:naughty:

[crotchrocket]

hahahahahahaha fpmsl,

She certainly has a way with words......Sorry Jo!

[handeeman]

I for one did not mean to appear unsympathetic........it's just so hard for me to relate to an attachment to a known ho.
At my age, a promise is as good as the real thing.
P.S. I'll bet the "Little Ho" bolts out of the U.K. as soon as she is thru taking advantage of the rocket and Claire.

[ORW VXr]

If you're reading this thread for the 1st time you should read this thread before continuing
http://www.vehicross.info/forums/sho...hlight=missing




P.S. I'll bet the "Little Ho" bolts out of the U.K. as soon as she is thru taking advantage of the rocket and Claire.

Some of you are really cold !

I'm becoming rather fond of the U.K. I have not tried to take advantage of the Rocket and Claire. I've even tried to pay my own way but they won't let me.
I wouldn't mind even seeing more of the U.K. if given the chance.

One other thing while I have the opportunity; How would you like spending most of your life riding backwards on a VX roof ? I finally felt I didn't care where I was going, I just wanted to know where I'd been. Well now I've seen some of the world head-on and I want to see more.

Oh and Jo, how about:
Milk and cookies
Milk and chocolate
iced milk
Milk and honey...Or try this while your waiting on me to return.

Shake in iced cocktail shaker & strain
1 1/2 oz vodka (4.5 cl, 3/8 gills)
3 oz milk (9 cl, 3/4 gills)
1/2 oz peppermint schnapps (1.5 cl, 1/8 gills)
1/2 tsp sugar (2 dashes)
Fill with ice
Add nutmeg
Serve in a highball glass (9.0 oz)
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[Dumke]

Speaking of milk while reading this some just came out my nose... :D

[handeeman]

As T4B would say: "Priceless"
Hope ya didn't get any on your costume.

[tom4bren]

Handito - yer killin me here.

I think we'll change your handle to TJC (you figger it out).

[ORW VXr]

If you're reading this thread for the 1st time you should read this thread before continuing
http://www.vehicross.info/forums/sho...hlight=missing


I would appreciate if Handeeman could refrain from being the "Thread Jack Champion" in my Thread. This is serious.

Please note my new Avatar, cute little jet owned by one of James' friends he introduced me to. So I'm gaining mobility and yes that is London City Airport.

And Jo:

If a cow gets tickled, does milk come out it's nose?"
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[tom4bren]

Thread Jack Champion

Close ... very close to what I was thinking.

[handeeman]

Very funny ho. Thread Jack Champion!
I shall attempt not to TJ your Thread ORW, it's just that T4B causes my mind to wander, and sometimes it takes a while for it to come back.

[tom4bren]

Very funny ho. Thread Jack Champion!
I shall attempt not to TJ your Thread ORW, it's just that T4B causes my mind to wander, and sometimes it takes a while for it to come back.

Thinking you're a wit & only being 1/2 right doesn't help.

[alterastro]

Well I think this is getting far too serious!

What we need is a damn good PARTY to show your lovely girls a good time!!!!

It'd be rude to keep them to yourself James, so your place or mine? :yeso::bwgy::yesy::bgwo:

[ORW VXr]

Party!
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[VX KAT]

Well I think this is getting far too serious!

What we need is a damn good PARTY to show your lovely girls a good time!!!!

It'd be rude to keep them to yourself James, so your place or mine? :yeso::bwgy::yesy::bgwo:
:eek:

[ORW VXr]

I am soooooooooo looking forward to a good party. Not like Jo's Birthday party where I could hear everyone having a good time and I was left on a VX roof basket staring at the parking lot.

And another thing Jo, I just learned the real title to that nursery rhyme you used to read me......and it's not "Humpme Dumpme"
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[tom4bren]

And another thing Jo, I just learned the real title to that nursery rhyme you used to read me......and it's not "Humpme Dumpme"

Jo, you're one sick puppy!!!

[handeeman]

Jo, you're one sick puppy!!!


That's hillarious....Humpme Dumpme.....
I'll betcha Jo does the ole milk thru the noise bit when he sees that...

[Gussie2000]

LMFAO

What kind of sick crowd have I fallen in with???

X2 !

I just got off the phone with my psiquiatrist !

[alterastro]

That's hillarious....Humpme Dumpme.....
I'll betcha Jo does the ole milk thru the noise bit when he sees that...

I know I just did!!!! :bwgy::bwgy::bwgy:

[tjh]

Party ! It's Mardi Gras over here in the swamp .

[ZEUS]

Hey Dollface... I was curious... are you still on good terms with Lina? If you really wanna get around, space is the final frontier! It would be too funny to see a video of you floating in weightlessness!

[ORW VXr]

Hey Dollface... I was curious... are you still on good terms with Lina? If you really wanna get around, space is the final frontier! It would be too funny to see a video of you floating in weightlessness!

I'm afraid you will have to ask Jo to explain that one. I don't know how much to reveal on a public forum. I will say we had an open relationship...............
I was left out in the open.

I've always wanted to go into outer space, ever since Jo and Lina went to the South Bay Drive-in, in San Diego. The drive-in has 3 screens, I don't know what they watched, but from my perch on the roof I watched "Star Trek" the movie.
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[ORW VXr]

To Jo and my VX family, looks like I'll be on the road this week taking in some sites in the U.K.. I will try to post some pics or have some posted for me when I can. This is sooooooooo exciting for me ! It still puzzles me as to how they have built so many of their buildings to look so old, they're masters of it.

We did indeed have a very wild party this past weekend...it was a lot of fun.
Before the party Claire said we should take a milk bath (it's suppose to make your skin look younger).
So she and I went to Sainsburys (grocery) to buy some milk. Claire told the groceryman we would need about 15 Imperial Gallons of milk for a bath. He asked if we wanted it pasteurized and before Claire could answer I said let's just get it to our chins we can splash it on our face. I thought Claire was going to fall on the floor laughing. I still don't get it.
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[PK]

LMFAO

Ok - so now I know what the coffee through the nose feels like.:yesgray::yesy:

Cut it out little Miss ORW.

PK

[VX KAT]

He asked if we wanted it pasteurized and before Claire could answer I said let's just get it to our chins we can splash it on our face. I thought Claire was going to fall on the floor laughing. I still don't get it.

ROFL....LMAO...FPMSL.....coffee thru the nose...all of those! ORW, you're one of a kind....:goof:!

[handeeman]

We did indeed have a very wild party this past weekend...it was a lot of fun.
Before the party Claire said we should take a milk bath (it's suppose to make your skin look younger).
So she and I went to Sainsburys (grocery) to buy some milk. Claire told the groceryman we would need about 15 Imperial Gallons of milk for a bath. He asked if we wanted it pasteurized and before Claire could answer I said let's just get it to our chins we can splash it on our face. I thought Claire was going to fall on the floor laughing. I still don't get it.

Hummmm.....don't they have pasteurized milk in the U.K.? I don't get it either.

[ORW VXr]

If you're reading this thread for the 1st time you should read this thread before continuing
http://www.vehicross.info/forums/sho...hlight=missing

I can't believe it, I'm going to have to go undercover (which I'm used to).
OMG I can't believe Jo would send these things over to the U.K.
1219
Now what do I do ?
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[ORW VXr]

What an exciting time! When the milk cartons started showing up in London, James (Crotchrocket) and Claire felt it best if I got out of town. Afterall, I am traveling without a valid Passport and James said it would be next to impossible to get a work Visa in my line of work. The one thing nice about the VX family is they take care of their own and I've had all kinds of offers (no pun intended) to come and visit.
So under the cover of darkness I left London and traveled by rail to Kettering. There I was met by my new found friend Alan Bradley.
What a neat Astral:

http://www.vehicross.info/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1222&d=1266433048


From Kettering we traveled by VX to Corby, U.K. (Alan was nice enough to let me ride inside). I also felt I could help him fit his new inside pillow type seat covers.....lol.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/alanbradley/ORW%20Visit/P1010017.jpg

Oh it was so nice to be back among the "Big" bars!(reminds me of Jo's)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/alanbradley/ORW%20Visit/P1010016.jpg

And then I was whisked away be a "Dashing" gentleman.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/alanbradley/ORW%20Visit/P1010018.jpg

Oh my where am I'm going to next? This is all soooo much fun.
P.S. To my VX family more when I can.
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[alanbradley]

Dear ORW,

It was lovely to have you to stay for the weekend - I'm just sorry we couldn't spend longer together before I said goodbye to you in Trafalgar Square this morning.

Next time we'll have a good chance to get dirty in the VX and see a little more of the country.

I hope you enjoy the rest of your travels,

Alan

[handeeman]

My oh my, you Brits are sure the hospitable ones. I love the pics, she sure looks like she's having a good time. I betcha before it's all over with Jo is gonna do just about anything to get her back..quite a gal...lol.

[JoFotoz]

You did what to my Honey???.....:eek:


Dear ORW,

.... before I said goodbye to you in Trafalgar Square this morning.

Alan


You dumped my lovely 'amongst' the pigeon cr@p ....:_mecker:

Oh such foul humiliation.

She'll doubtless wander innocently into the heart of Soho....

..and then who knows what sordid adventures she'll partake of.


:drama:......I'm beside myself with torment and anguish.... :mad:


Come home my sweet Plastic Princess , call me collect and I'll send a Pre paid , luxury padded Fed-Ex envelope...all is forgiven.

I'm worried stiff....


jo

[Ldub]

I'm worried stiff....


jo

They're callin' it "worried" now?...:_thinking

[JoFotoz]

HOSPITABLE you say.....Sir you surely jest....:argue:


My oh my, you Brits are sure the hospitable ones.

I have to see her 'perched 'on some mustachioed cads fender like a modern day Isadora Duncan.
Sure , put her in danger of ripping her head off , thats hospitality right there!




I fear she'll require some serious plastic surgery...

..... if she ever finds her way home.

jo

[handeeman]

Originally Posted by JoFotoz http://www.vehicross.info/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.vehicross.info/forums/showthread.php?p=185860#post185860)
I'm worried stiff....




They're callin' it "worried" now?...:_thinking

It seems I was worried that way once, but I can't remember what about.

I sure hope she doesn't fall in with the wrong crowd.
Oh and what a generous offer....padded postage paid Fed-Ex
Bet that sure excites the girl.....lol
Oh and I loved the Milk Cartons in the U.K. "If found contact the American Embassy". Bet the girl keeps moving.

[handeeman]

I have to see her 'perched 'on some mustachioed cads fender like a modern day Isadora Duncan.
Sure , put her in danger of ripping her head off , thats hospitality right there!




I fear she'll require some serious plastic surgery...

..... if she ever finds her way home.

jo

Oh my gosh ! I never woulda thought of that...I'm so glad she's not wearing a long scarf.....for you younger VXrs Isadora Duncan was a great stage actress when I was a kid....and died a horrible death.(look it up yourself).
However I can't blame her for fleeing (the ORW)...she prolly thinks the Bobbies are after her.

[crotchrocket]

LOL, looks like your having a good time ORW !!!!