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VX KAT
03/24/2011, 09:40 PM
SENIORS TEXTING CODES:


ATD..At The Doctors.

BFF..Best Friend Fell.

BTW..Bring the Wheelchair.

BYOT..Bring Your Own Teeth.

FWIW..Forgot Where I Was.

GGPBL..Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low.

GHA..Got Heartburn Again.

IMHO..Is My Hearing-Aid On.

LMDO..Laughing My Dentures Out.

OMMR..On My Massage Recliner.

OMSG ..Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFLACGU..Rolling on the floor laughing and can't get up. .....think this one's my favorite!:laugho:

Grif
03/24/2011, 10:30 PM
My mother ends all of her emails with "LOL". She mistakenly believes it means "Lots Of Love" despite my continued attempts to correct her.

So even the most tragic of news that she sends me ends with her "Laughing Out Loud".


<sigh>

PK
03/24/2011, 11:59 PM
Hey - I resemble some of those remarks.

Cheaky young whipper snapper.
Where is your respect for your elders.


PK

tom4bren
03/25/2011, 06:27 AM
GRBMP..Gotta Run, Bowel Movement Pending

CRS..Can't Remember Sh(tuff)

CSS..Can't See Sh(tuff)

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Kinda off topic but still funny - Boss tried to give me a hard time about running a little late this morning (had to drive daughter to work). Told him that he should be grateful I showed up at all. I was suffering from Anal Ocular Myopia ... couldn't see my lazy arse coming to work today.

Ldub
03/25/2011, 06:56 PM
CTFAM...can't trust farts any more

Scott Harness
03/27/2011, 09:14 AM
Funny...but I will soon be there:(:p