Petos
04/07/2011, 10:03 PM
Sorry, for the off-topic, folks, but since I have the pleasure of knowing many of you personally, just wanted to share that Ms. Samodurova M.A. has granted her agreement to:
1. Be transferred from “Friends” to “Favorites” category on my page in odnoklassniki.ru social network
2. Inform Mr. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin that we sleep together
3. Spend a few unforgettable days in the passport issuing authority office
4. Finally get a chance to be granted a US tourist visa
5. Accept my arguments that given sovereign debt problems in Europe and budget deficit in the US, gold prices are fundamentally undervalued at $1.430\oz., and a long position should be taken
6. Assign a claim for 50% of her body smoother “Fruity – White Grape” and in return gain an entitlement for 50% of my bit stock “Sturm RH2512M” together with a set of masonry drills (8 pieces)
7. and also make me the happiest man on Earth by becoming my wife :)
I’m not going to conceal the fact the above is partly a result of another pleasant piece of news.. So far we can only be certain that (1) this sperm cell really strived to survive, and (2) his life journey started the way many of us would only dream of (me and Masha went to Amsterdam :))
p.s. I expect to see a lot of Vehicrosses on my wedding cortege here in Moscow :)
1. Be transferred from “Friends” to “Favorites” category on my page in odnoklassniki.ru social network
2. Inform Mr. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin that we sleep together
3. Spend a few unforgettable days in the passport issuing authority office
4. Finally get a chance to be granted a US tourist visa
5. Accept my arguments that given sovereign debt problems in Europe and budget deficit in the US, gold prices are fundamentally undervalued at $1.430\oz., and a long position should be taken
6. Assign a claim for 50% of her body smoother “Fruity – White Grape” and in return gain an entitlement for 50% of my bit stock “Sturm RH2512M” together with a set of masonry drills (8 pieces)
7. and also make me the happiest man on Earth by becoming my wife :)
I’m not going to conceal the fact the above is partly a result of another pleasant piece of news.. So far we can only be certain that (1) this sperm cell really strived to survive, and (2) his life journey started the way many of us would only dream of (me and Masha went to Amsterdam :))
p.s. I expect to see a lot of Vehicrosses on my wedding cortege here in Moscow :)