Somebody ate my last pop tart!!!

[Ebenezr]

For the last 45 years I have had a pop tart nearly every morning with my coffee. Last night when I saw there were only 2 left I actually hid them so I would have one this morning. Somebody had the audacity to find them and eat them in the middle of the night!!!! and I had NO pop tart with my coffee.!!!!!!!!!!

[circmand]

For the last 45 years I have had a pop tart nearly every morning with my coffee. Last night when I saw there were only 2 left I actually hid them so I would have one this morning. Somebody had the audacity to find them and eat them in the middle of the night!!!! and I had NO pop tart with my coffee.!!!!!!!!!!

I would done that myself if I saw you hiding them.

[Ebenezr]

Its not funny......I'm MAD.

[circmand]

Its not funny......I'm MAD.

It is funny and you're Sheldon

[Ebenezr]

Sheldon..????

[samneil2000]

Make a run to the store and grab some more. Better yet, get toaster strudels (sp?) they are wayyyy better. :)

[JAMAS]

did this happen in the house, office, barracks, dorm room, jail cell, tree house.....

who are the potential culprits?

[Ldub]

Make a run to the store and grab some more. Better yet, get toaster strudels (sp?) they are wayyyy better. :)

OR...treat this as a new beginning, an opportunity for a new life, free of flaky gooey goodness.
Cast off the shackles of your toaster pastry addiction, experience life as a free man, no longer a slave to the cereal giant overlords...:rotate:.:drool:.:laughing:

[Ebenezr]

It is well with my soul. It was my 23 year old son. He is the only one that could reach that high. I guess I must forgive him if I want to make Heaven my home. but there will be repercussions. and Toaster Strudel....darn...come to think of it I think we had some.

[samneil2000]

Right Dub, have a couple of fried eggs!

[Ebenezr]

Yeah He fried my egg real good this morning....real good!!

[Ldub]

Right Dub, have a couple of fried eggs!

And some oatmeal, or Cheerios...:yesgray:

[Ebenezr]

I do have eggs. I get up at 7 am, make coffee and have a pop tart with it at 7:05. I eat and drink with my left hand while I start stupid threads like this with my right. Then at about 7:50 on the way to work I have to have a banana.....AND there were NONE this morning. Then at work I hustle over to either Dunkins donuts for a a number 5. which is egg and cheese on a cinnamon raisin bagel or I go to Subway (next door) and get it on a muffin. (Bleck) If I happen to be at home then its 2 eggs over medium with toast and dang it I'm getting myself hungry typing this!!!!!

[VX KAT]

now there's no need for violence here, stop pointing the gun at that cute little orange kitty.....we know she didn't do it. If your suspect denies responsibility, I think CSI Miami might be available in your area.


p.s.....and if it's really thrown your schedule and psyche off, most mini marts sell a convenient two-pack of PopTarts!.....too bad they're usually strawberry...;puke:...I like the cinnamon & brown sugar ones myself...:thumbup:



:goof:

[circmand]

Sheldon..????

Just last night the episode featured Sheldon explaining that as long as he lived in that apt. He got up at 6:15 got a bowl of shredded wheat with 2% milk sat at the exact same spot on the couch and watch Dr. Who. And had no idea what he was going to do as there house guest was still asleep on the couch and he could not sit in his spot.

[Ebenezr]

Just last night the episode featured Sheldon explaining that as long as he lived in that apt. He got up at 6:15 got a bowl of shredded wheat with 2% milk sat at the exact same spot on the couch and watch Dr. Who. And had no idea what he was going to do as there house guest was still asleep on the couch and he could not sit in his spot.

OK Sheldon and I would understand each other. :happyface

[Ebenezr]

now there's no need for violence here, stop pointing the gun at that cute little orange kitty.....we know she didn't do it. If your suspect denies responsibility, I think CSI Miami might be available in your area.


p.s.....and if it's really thrown your schedule and psyche off, most mini marts sell a convenient two-pack of PopTarts!.....too bad they're usually strawberry...;puke:...I like the cinnamon & brown sugar ones myself...:thumbup:



:goof:

KAT you have to understand I MUST have the poptart IMMEDIATELY with my coffee. Its not the same when I have to get it an hour later down the road. and I have 3 cats who know maybe one is responsible for this atrocity!!!!:mado:

[Ebenezr]

Has anyone ever heard of the Irish poptart famine of 1849?

[Y33TREKker]

Has anyone ever heard of the Irish poptart famine of 1849?
Isn't that why we celebrate St. Patrick's Day, in remembrance of when he once and for all liberated the entirety of Ireland from their lack of PopTarts?

[VXjunky]

yummy "COLD" poptarts..........berry of coarse

[Ebenezr]

yummy "COLD" poptarts..........berry of coarse

Correct .. One never puts a poptart in the toaster. :)

[VX KAT]

yummy "COLD" poptarts..........berry of coarse


Correct .. One never puts a poptart in the toaster. :)

yup, no toaster for me......oh gawd, aren't we 3 peas in a pod :goof:.........I think we're all close in age too....:rollo:

[Ebenezr]

I'm on to cherry for now.....

[samneil2000]

I love the smores ones, but they gotta be toasted. Cinnamon sugar is pretty good too.

[nfpgasmask]

45 years of one Pop Tart a day? That's a h3llovallota Pop Tarts.

Bart

[Etfren]

After reading this thread I went and made myself some pop-tarts. I toast mine though.

[VXjunky]

synthetic food is a dish best served cold

[Ebenezr]

Oh yes if you toast a non frosted one and smother it in butter.... If I could immitate Sargent Schultz and Strudel I would.

[Ldub]

synthetic food is a dish best served cold

And that's why I miss space food sticks (http://spacefoodsticks.com/) so much...:drool:...:(


http://www.alleewillis.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Space-food-sticks_1727.jpg

[Ebenezr]

Wow now that's going way back ...I forgot all about those.

[Ldub]

Oh yes if you toast a non frosted one and smother it in butter.... If I could immitate Sargent Schultz and Strudel I would.

LOL...:laughing:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_l2aJTt0wyAY/R5VsBjYz-8I/AAAAAAAAHp0/dwyA-T0WWw4/s200/Sgt_20Schultz_small-1.jpg

[Gizmo42]

Poptarts are nasty. Toaster Strudel FTW!

Nyan!

http://ology.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/post-image/041911_nyan_pop_tart_cat_t.jpg

[VXjunky]

gourmets feast ....pop tarts, with sen sen sprinkles and a side of space food sticks...hostess snow ball anyone....no wonder we're dying from cancer

[JoFotoz]

OH HELL NO...ya want a real ""GOORMET"" feast.

Two slices hand cut Sourdough..
...WELL toasted.

Slather (yea..I said slather)...

...each toasted offering with (lots of ) butter.

Pour a soupçon of ketchup on each 'slathered' side...(trust me here!)

...and liberally garnish with salted cashew nuts.

(STAY WITH ME!)

THEN...

Sprinkle with Crushed Red Pepper...
...and a tad of Sriracha, with a liberal dose of aged cheddar...
.... ( sharp..like wreck the top of yer mouth SHARP)

Put it all together...as in... SANDWICH it up.

Then....Microwave for 20 SECS...

BLISS!

Yea ..yea..sounds HORRIBLE.

Try it...then get back to me.


'Stoop'-ie Snacks...Moab Next year...you'll love it!

:jump::dan_ban::dan_ban::dan_ban::jump:


jo

[Ebenezr]

Lord have mercy on your soul Jo.....Im sorry thats just what came to my mind.