need a laugh?

[omegavx]

Ok, this is off topic, but when I need a laugh I just pull this site up and take a look at a few of the videos.

http://www.stupidvideos.com/

My personal favorites are "Why Men Don't Ask for Directions" and ofcourse "Parking Garage" :)

[Joe_Black]

Love those ad sites! Here's a bloody funny Toyota Ad (http://www.visit4info.com/watchad.cfm?id=6099&qual=hi&type=normal&ver=five) from Down Under!

[WormGod]

"Oh.... bugguh me'!"

;)

[omegavx]

lol, thats a good one :)

[Heraclid]

Hey Joe, check out "helocrash" - I guess the guy never had any instruction whatsoever, managed to buy one, then...


Oh, and "Glocktastic"...

[zadam123]

Oh my god , cat fan had me LMAO for hours.

adam

[SPAZZ]

call this #;Dp; (310)495-5412

[Heraclid]

Japanese Arnold is a hoot!!!

[Anita]

Had nothing VX related to say this morning, but I did get this joke from another VXer:


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%....

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%

........And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While, Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
And, Attitude will get you there,
Bull**** and *** Kissing will put you over the top.

...I'd rather have a V-E-H-I-C-R-O-S-S

[Apostle]

Damn Anita, you hit that right on the head.

so true where i work, so true :waag:

[Jolly Roger VX'er]

Before winter hits hard, I thought we should take time to honor autumn and most notably the Harvest Moon.....

http://media.euniverse.com/www_castlemountains_net/flash/09_2003/harvest_moon.swf

[Heraclid]

LOL! I had a feeling it would be something like that.

[omegavx]

Got this today, gave me alittle laugh.

http://www.etmnet.com/~admin/vx/road_trip.html

[omegavx]

Didn't make me laugh, but a sure did get a kick out of it.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/honda-ad.html