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Triathlete
06/02/2012, 02:30 PM
...after reading this! (http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/01/12013817-no-the-zombie-apocalypse-isnt-coming-assures-the-cdc?lite):bwgy:

Scott Larson
06/02/2012, 03:10 PM
That's some sick stuff right there I tells ya...:noo:

Ldub
06/02/2012, 04:17 PM
...after reading this! (http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/01/12013817-no-the-zombie-apocalypse-isnt-coming-assures-the-cdc?lite):bwgy:

:laughing:

Sure Billy, you believe anything you want...:yesgray:

Govt agencies & scientists?...don't trust em', never have...:upsetgray

That info was disseminated by the CDC, right?

So was this info (http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies.asp)...:eekgray:

I'll err on the side of having more & bigger guns + literally thousands of rounds of ammo...:naughty:

AMMO...CURRENCY FOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM!

Scott Larson
06/02/2012, 08:32 PM
OK Dub, how many rounds...hmmmmmm??? I know we're talkin' "thousands", but how many thousand? (I might have ya beat...):rotate:

Ldub
06/02/2012, 08:43 PM
OK Dub, how many rounds...hmmmmmm??? I know we're talkin' "thousands", but how many thousand? (I might have ya beat...):rotate:

You WIN...:yesgray:

whitebreadx
06/03/2012, 12:20 AM
can you say 100,000.00 : 0

VXorado
06/03/2012, 08:01 AM
:laughing:
That info was disseminated by the CDC, right?



CDC propaganda. :bla:

Ldub
06/03/2012, 08:30 AM
OK Dub, how many rounds...hmmmmmm??? I know we're talkin' "thousands", but how many thousand? (I might have ya beat...):rotate:


can you say 100,000 : 0

It's not a contest gentlemen...:smilewink

And for whatever reason, no.
Every time I get to 99,999... my voice cracks, & I can't say that number...:_confused

Ldub
06/03/2012, 08:55 AM
Almost forgot...being the kind of mild mannered fellow who is handy with tools of most any kind. I've fashioned several "bug out garments"...:naughty:

By carefully drilling small holes in the rim of canned goods, & fastening them together with small keyrings (http://www.google.com/aclk?sa=l&ai=CNvtPpXjLT-35IOaE2gX58bmgC8v9yc0Cy52hqB2L0rS9TAgCEAEoAlD51oim BGDJ3ruKqKTUFqABzZyj_gPIAQeqBB1P0JjAHSp6rm-LSrNiTnpiBrJy5v7iloyc6_55XsAFBaAGJg&sig=AOD64_1f8HfMq1QkLVi5SxSLky0n2V_YxA&ctype=5&ved=0CGYQ9A4&adurl=http://www.discountschoolsupply.com/Product/ProductDetail.aspx%3Fproduct%3D15912%26es%3D237530 000ESC%26utm_source%3DCSE%26utm_medium%3Dweblink%2 6utm_campaign%3Dfroogle%26cvsfa%3D408%26cvsfe%3D2% 26cvsfhu%3D3135393132&rct=j&q=keyrings), zip ties, & bits of stainless wire...:smack:

I have a really nice vest made of canned Spam, & a pair of chaps, made of canned sardines.

Those foil packs of Tuna (https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCjVZPMnfErBD_gHQ9l-lyioy3XXdK1TkOXWb-5ageTlIwYwn4rQ) make serviceable, if somewhat uncomfortable, undergarments.

I just use gloves...for gloves.

I figure that with the application of some sausage gravy, I can eat those in a pinch. Same goes for socks.

Scott Larson
06/03/2012, 01:30 PM
So, I take it that with those convenient links you provided, that you have a side job selling key rings and foil-packed Chicken Of The Sea tuna?? Interesting...:laugho:

Ldub
06/03/2012, 02:42 PM
So, I take it that with those convenient links you provided, that you have a side job selling key rings and foil-packed Chicken Of The Sea tuna?? Interesting...:laugho:

NO...I like to provide the reader with visual candy, when fleshing out an unusual account of canned food garmenteering...:laughing:

I sell socks & gloves down on the off ramp...:fyi:

With gravy...

FlyingV77
06/04/2012, 04:02 AM
Ammo = $$$ but dont forget about **** tickets! worth more than gold during the Apocalypse