Avian poop. The official photo thread +++

[biju]

Yep. This is it... I find this bird?... she/it (hold your tounge!) is toast:



UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!!!

Share your horror pix.

-biju.

[rowhard]

I have no photo's, but let me tell you, the seagulls around here are NASTY!!!! We refere to them as Thurston County's Air Force and they often go on bombing runs together looking for freshly washed cars.

Funny story, (not for the owner of the car). I mentioned the Olympia LakeFair and their Friday night open car show in another thread. Well, one evening, and it was a hot friday evening, I was walking down to the car show and this person had parked their honda civic all afternoon right smack, square, lined up perfectly under this light pole that these NASTY seagulls use to hang out at. And these seagulls must of invited all their friends and had a party,... cause this person could not have lined up their opened sunroof any better. And like I said, it was hot, and it baked seagull poop all over this honda civic's gear shift, parking brake, center console, both seats and anywhere else they could hit. It was a mess. I think if it was me I would of had it towed to a detail shop.

[Kenny]

oh, Boo Hoo!
Get rag sissy.

[biju]

oh, Boo Hoo!
Get rag sissy.

Tis true. *sigh.

At first glance, I felt like this:



But as the day went on, and I knew my poor poor VX was sitting out in the sun with this poop baking, I ended up feeling like this:



later, after she's been cleaned for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT i'll feel like this:

"EXCELLENT!"



-biju

p.s. rowhard: funny schit. was it a ricer type civic?

[pbkid]

oh i agree, quit crying and spray it off =)

[rowhard]

read the damn thread, it wasn't mine

[Triathlete]

Bij, your itty bitty bird dropping has nothing on my Arizona bug fest!

[rowhard]

Bij, your itty bitty bird dropping has nothing on my Arizona bug fest!

That's not a bug fest, that is a entomologically study if ever there was one.

[biju]

^ agreed! what carnage! what horror! won't somebody, PLEASE think of the children!!!

Keep em' coming...

(still waiting to see the dookie to end all dookies, or bug splats i suppose, - not staged - on a vx)

poop. always funny....

-biju.

[Kenny]

You say bugs?

[Triathlete]

I was just hoping someone would feel sorry for me and swing by and wash my VX!

[So-CalVX]

Wasnt in my VX, but when I had my 4Runner in WV something hit my windshield and I bout ralphed right there and almost crashed. I think it was a bat. It hit right below my wipers and spread in a big (nasty) multicolored V. It was a big greenish-blue-red-purple nasty V that practically covered the whole drivers side of my windshield. I should have totally taken some pictures of it. Y'all would've hated it! Lol

[Moncha]

Now this is a crappy topic!

[CrnCnn]

Man, I got a good one on my window... Will have to get pics tommorow