Yep. This is it... I find this bird?... she/it (hold your tounge!) is toast:
UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!!!
Share your horror pix.
-biju.
Super VXer
Yep. This is it... I find this bird?... she/it (hold your tounge!) is toast:
UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!!!
Share your horror pix.
-biju.
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He lingers -- happily -- in a new hybrid state of semi-hormonal adolescence and responsible self-reliance.
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Super VXer
I have no photo's, but let me tell you, the seagulls around here are NASTY!!!! We refere to them as Thurston County's Air Force and they often go on bombing runs together looking for freshly washed cars.
Funny story, (not for the owner of the car). I mentioned the Olympia LakeFair and their Friday night open car show in another thread. Well, one evening, and it was a hot friday evening, I was walking down to the car show and this person had parked their honda civic all afternoon right smack, square, lined up perfectly under this light pole that these NASTY seagulls use to hang out at. And these seagulls must of invited all their friends and had a party,... cause this person could not have lined up their opened sunroof any better. And like I said, it was hot, and it baked seagull poop all over this honda civic's gear shift, parking brake, center console, both seats and anywhere else they could hit. It was a mess. I think if it was me I would of had it towed to a detail shop.
Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace... Never mind "Paris to Dakar", the VehiCROSS looks ready for the Martian desert.
Super VXer
oh, Boo Hoo!
Get rag sissy.
Super VXer
Tis true. *sigh.Originally Posted by Kenny
At first glance, I felt like this:
But as the day went on, and I knew my poor poor VX was sitting out in the sun with this poop baking, I ended up feeling like this:
later, after she's been cleaned for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT i'll feel like this:
"EXCELLENT!"
-biju
p.s. rowhard: funny schit. was it a ricer type civic?
Super VXer
oh i agree, quit crying and spray it off =)
Super VXer
read the damn thread, it wasn't mine
Super VXer
ahh biju good timing.. a bird just took a dump on my new bra!! i was mad.. ill get a pic of it tomorrow before i wash it and post it for ya
"Engineers believe if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
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oh we know, and biju knows we're taking jabs at his ribs...
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You must look purdy in that "new bra"!
Billy Oliver
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OMG!!! Thank you for cracking me up once again!!!...Birds do not exist in Vegas but in SoCal they are a huge problem! But I have yet to get bombed in Vegas (knock on wood)....
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Gary Noonan
'01 S/C VX / '18 Forester XT
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Wow, if that guy would have left his car there any longer it would have looked as if it was painted white. That is dusgusting!
Sent from my "two hands on a keyboard"
Super VXer
Bij, your itty bitty bird dropping has nothing on my Arizona bug fest!
Super VXer
That's not a bug fest, that is a entomologically study if ever there was one.
Super VXer
^ agreed! what carnage! what horror! won't somebody, PLEASE think of the children!!!
Keep em' coming...
(still waiting to see the dookie to end all dookies, or bug splats i suppose, - not staged - on a vx)
poop. always funny....
-biju.
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