72 Things a Man Should Know About Drinking

[tom4bren]

HMMMM. Buzz Biking. Sounds like the perfect intro to the next JackA$$ movie.

[etlsport]

heh.. buzzed biking.. sounds like hashing...(not what you are thinking... its a running/drinking event)

[Joe_Black]

59. Don't eat the worm.

Or the button!

[MrCrowley]

Well, I had the riding advantage. Thoughtfully, I had one beer only. However, I wasn't in it to win.

Cost of 11 year old bike when new, plus recent upgrades $1000

Cost of entry fee, $5

Riding in the middle pack with lean, gorgeous, cycling college girls, PRICELESS!

Best $5.00 Ive ever spent

[Mark Miller]

Riding in the middle pack with lean, gorgeous, cycling college girls, PRICELESS!

Bless their little hearts.


BTW: Have you eaten at the Hibachi Grill in Watkinsville.

[Ldub]

59. Don't eat the worm.

Or that big mint in the urinal...

[MrCrowley]

No, I havent traveled around the area too much. A few times to Helen, GA and mistakenly too close to Atlanta one time , but thats it. I've only been here for 3 months so far. Although speaking of Japanese food, I have been to the sushi bar downtown cant remember the name but it was good, and Ru Sans. Lol

Which brings me to another addition to the list...

Dont eat Sushi in the dark. Freshness isn't verifiable.


Never let an extremely drunk boat captain try to trailer their own boat. Although it is an expensive lesson for them to learn.

If a pair of ladies picks you up at a Kutztown University, PA Halloween keg party, its wise for the group to not pass out in the back of your handy Trooper in late October, as it gets VERY cold, usually snows, and being naked in the morning next to a downtown sidewalk while all involved parties are asleep in the back gets alot of attention from passers-by. But it is great for bragging rights.

If you feel dizzy after standing up, its not a good idea to continue drinking. And, you will get bounced out of the club.

Never pass out next to the toilet at a one bathroom party house.you WILL be urinated on- even if by accident.

Never mention warm water in a cup and placing a passed out persons hand in it while someone is actually passed out ON YOUR OWN COUCH! Someone will have a "light bulb" moment.

Never take a picture of someone passed out while their buddy is posing next to them with their third member placed neatly in their mouth. Some things are never pleasant to discover the next day, and usually leads to violence.

When someone has their wiper spray tank modified to deliver Jack Daniels like a beer tap from the glovebox, they are probably an alcoholic, and it is not a good idea to go four wheeling at 3:00 in the morning. Also, this is usually the person who posed for said picture.

When this same person yells back at the house, "hey guys watch this". Its best not to look, but to go ahead and call an ambulance. (or not)

That idea while drunk of fooling around on the beach sounds wonderful at first, but will end both parties' fun very abrasively.

The guy passed out on the streetcorner in New Orleans during Mardi Gras will probably be locked up for awhile, and you have to take it upon yourself to party while you wait to bail them out. Although, there usually isnt any more funds available to bail out said guy

If a bunch of G.I.'s have a keg party, perform daring feats of kegstands, and then someone pulls out a bottle of tequila, make sure a medic is handy to neatly place all passed out personnel in neat rows in the front yard face-down for identification by their platoon sergeant the next morning- in said platoon sergeant's own yard

When the platoon is drunk after a month in the field, and someone decides to display their new "Prince Albert" genital piercing for all to admire and discuss, make sure there is a lookout for the brigade seargeant majors humvee. If there isn't- make sure you are at least quick enough to disappear under an M2 bradley for the 45 minute one-way loud conversation. :yesg:

When this same person says while drunk, "hey- what would happen if I throw this fire extinguisher off our 3rd floor balcony into the asphalt parking lot right in front of the entire battalion's row of company headquarters manned 24 hours a day, try to disappear before they even unhook the extinguisher from the wall.

If your friend "Sarah" wants to drive your Subaru while you surf on the roof while driving on the beach, be prepared to keep your mouth closed while landing in the sand when she insists on turning the wheel hard.

AND, When you both have to show your license to the "officer", and you cant find your wallet, try to follow your butt tracks where she dragged you 300 yards down the beach by your ankle. Obviously, it will be perched on the top of the mound of sand where she stopped dragging you where most people would look.

I have more, but time is limited, Lol