I had a dream last night that I was at this place back home in Tucson that was kinda like a swap meet or something. Anyway, I was standing there talking to some family and friends and I remembered that I had something for a friend in the VX. I went to go get it and saw these stupid kids parked inches away from my drivers side door. They were laughing and joking while I looked around making sure they didn’t hit the VX. Everything looked ok so I got what I needed and started heading back. I glanced as I left and they some paint pens and were writing on the headliner of there jeep.
After a while BSing with friends I was going to leave and saw that they had taken their paint pens and wrote all over the sides of the VX. They also had moved their jeep to the passenger side parking spot. In doing so they clipped my bumper and cracked it in three places. I naturally was pissed and started yelling at these little punks.
I called the cops and that VX police car showed up. The cop got out and I explained my side. The cop said I had two choices. I could press charges or he could turn his back while I beat the S out of these kids. I wanted to beat them but they were only 12 or 13, so I asked where the dad was and I will smack him around.
Next thing I know this car pulls up and Anderson Silva (UFC Champion) gets out. So I start yelling at him to control his kids and things like that. I tell him I am gonna take it out on him and start to throw a punch….
I hear Christmas music…
Alarm is going off. Time to get up… My wife has the alarm set on the “Sunny” station that plays nothing but Christmas music until Christmas.
Probly for the best, I would have got my butt kicked.