Speed cops in costume

[Chopper]

The Orlando P.D. has taken to wearing costumes while doing speed control. The Grinch holds the gun a uniform down the street pulls you over, and a freakin' elf writes out the ticket I love it, I think it's hesterical, but some folks were pi-issed! Thanksgiving, it was a Pilgrim, Fourth of July...Uncle Sam, of course. Can't wait for Valentines day....a grown a** man in a diaper and wings....with a radar gun instead of a bow and arrow. (Great stuff)

[Ldub]

Not that I'd ever jack a perfectly good thread, but ever since you posted this, my mind has been playing the melody from "my favorite things", with "Speed cops in costumes" as the first line. No luck so far with the rest of it.

[Chopper]

You've OD'd on christmas music, Mr. Von Trappe

[Chopper]

Now you got me doin' it.....thanks alot

[Ldub]

You've OD'd on christmas music, Mr. Von Trappe

Now you got me doin' it.....thanks alot

AaHahahahaha...(big belly laugh) You're welcome & Merry Christmas!

Or Bah Humbug, as the case may be.

Everybody...sing along.

Speed cops in costumes
and monkeys with ray guns
la la la la la
la la la la la la
Ti-cket spitting cameras, all tied up with string
These are a few of my fay-vo-rite things......

[tom4bren]

How the 1134 am I supposed to get any work done now with that SCCCHHHTUFF running through my head.

dub - now I'm going to have to go Vulcan up side your head (ask Zeus).

[Ldub]

How the 1134 am I supposed to get any work done now with that SCCCHHHTUFF running through my head.

dub - now I'm going to have to go Vulcan up side your head (ask Zeus).

So...whattya sayin' here...I'm gonna have pointy ears when you're done?

[tom4bren]

I have a chronic problem with attempting to be funny ... & failing miserably.

I wasn't thinking of Spok. Vulcan is the Greek hammer god. Consider yourself hammered.

[ZEUS]

So...whattya sayin' here...I'm gonna have pointy ears when you're done?

Hey, my ears aren't pointy!

[ZEUS]

I have a chronic problem with attempting to be funny ... & failing miserably.

I wasn't thinking of Spok. Vulcan is the Greek hammer god. Consider yourself hammered.

Rock, paper, scissors, hammer, lightning - I win every time!

[Ldub]

Hey, my ears aren't pointy!

IIRC, so's yer head...but that's OK, I like you anyway.......

[ZEUS]

IIRC, so's yer head...but that's OK, I like you anyway.......

"Therefore, you will... NARFLE THE GARTHOK!"

[tom4bren]

"Rock, paper, scissors, hammer, lightning - I win every time!"

There has to be a good comeback to that but it eludes me at the moment so I'll just defer to your greatness almighty Zeus.

[ZEUS]

Now you're learning!

[tom4bren]

Sorry Boss - much time at forge - many toxic fumes - heat hurts head - better next time Boss