Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis...
I've been wearing Ugg boots since the early 90's (though not in the desert), they're great!
Just cause guys aren't wearing them in "style central" (indiana), doesn't make it wrong in the rest of the world.
There are many different styles & customs outside indiana...no really, I'm serial.
You apperently have an internet connection, use it to see what else is out there.
You might be pleasntly surprised...or even MORE disturbed.