Yeah, it's old...but STILL makes me laugh...

[Ldub]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Maybe I'm too easily amused, maybe I'm just bored on a dreary Sunday...

But some of these are funny as "L"...

Enjoy:

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

[kodiak]

[kodiak]

[Ldub]

LOL...Too Funny...

A few more:

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

[kodiak]

Chuck never gets old.

[Triathlete]

Dude, you so need to get the book "The A to Z book of Manlyness"! It is some funny $*&^. And of course the "C" part pertains to Chuck!

[Jolly Roger VX'er]

I still can't count high enough to quote a figure on how many times I've seen "Lone Wolf McQuade"!

This scene says it all B A B Y!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...89710519772082