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    Talking Yeah, it's old...but STILL makes me laugh...




    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

    Maybe I'm too easily amused, maybe I'm just bored on a dreary Sunday...

    But some of these are funny as "L"...

    Enjoy:

    Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

    While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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    LOL...Too Funny...

    A few more:

    Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

    In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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    Chuck never gets old.

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    Dude, you so need to get the book "The A to Z book of Manlyness"! It is some funny $*&^. And of course the "C" part pertains to Chuck!
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    I still can't count high enough to quote a figure on how many times I've seen "Lone Wolf McQuade"!

    This scene says it all B A B Y!
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...89710519772082
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