Yeah, it's old...but STILL makes me laugh...

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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Maybe I'm too easily amused, maybe I'm just bored on a dreary Sunday...

But some of these are funny as "L"...

Enjoy:

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.