X - "Eagle One" has a leather conditioner that is very high in lanolin content. The instructions on the bottle instruct you to work it into the leather surface with your hands, not a cloth. (The cloth will absorb it and waste it) Obviously, it is also very good for your hands.
I have not seen it at Pep Boy's in a while, but I did see it on a web site. I have used it in the past and it is really nice stuff.
Sgt Batguano - Carlin also did this little amusing clip:
The Fart Retrieval League is a noble organization devoted to the freeing of countless millions of farts trapped in cushions around the world. There is little the league can do to free the little buggers trapped in cushions in places like people's homes or cars. But members can do something about farts trapped in cushions in public places. Elite squads of Fart Commandos are working every day in hotel lobbies and on public transit jumping up and down on cushions to liberate trapped farts. Won't you join them in this humanitarian work? The next time you are on the train or in a hotel lobby jump up and down a few times, and FREE A FART!
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Van Eyes - slightly trimmed, Sylvania SilverStar ULTRA head lamps, Red (port) & green (starboard) 5 LED 'headlight horn' lights, PIAA silicone windshield wipers, K&N Filtercharger (in stock air box), MacNeil WeatherFlectors, Assorted cargo nets from previous vehicles, Optima red-top battery, Transmission Interceptor, 20 LED 'light tower' turn signals & brake lights, 18W PIAA W2 running lights, Trooper skid plates, Black Luverne step bars w/Tone's custom brackets