Zombie Revolution, are you ready?

[etlsport]

lol no kidding...or maybe if they stole some rednecks big lifted truck...now we have some serious issues..

i can just see em driving around town running people over, and as they drive by, one jumps out of the back for a snack...

then off in the distance you see a black VX with a gattling gun mounted to the roof and rocket launchers on the hood....BART TO THE RESCUE!!!!

lmfao

[pbkid]

and then we gotta figure out a way for dub to launch saw blades or something (he's a woodcrafter(is that the right word?))....

[Ldub]

and i completely agree and i would even argue that there needs to be more driving education before someone is given a license...people need to be tested on their natural reactions, their control of...etc.

In my opinion, there should be SOME sort of testing/guide lines, before being allowed to bring MORE humans into the world.
I know this opinion will create a sympathetic $h#* storm for being too extreme, but for the love of zombies, (keeping on topic) the number of complete morons that we ALL encounter on a daily basis is increasing exponentially...daily...

and then we gotta figure out a way for dub to launch saw blades or something (he's a woodcrafter(is that the right word?))....

I'll answer to: carpenter, cabinet maker, "wood crafter", wood butcher, tree murderer, casket maker, stick twiddler, etc.

It is of no consequence what I'm called, at the end of the day, I'm still covered in sawdust...

And to stay on topic even further, here's a pic of one that snuck into my living room...he had a bad idea...
And is no longer in the realm of the un-dead...

[Scott Harness]

In my opinion, there should be SOME sort of testing/guide lines, before being allowed to bring MORE humans into the world.

x2

[nfpgasmask]

In my opinion, there should be SOME sort of testing/guide lines, before being allowed to bring MORE humans into the world.
I know this opinion will create a sympathetic $h#* storm for being too extreme

x3 - Extreme times call for extreme measures. Why is it so hard for people to understand that the single, greatest thing they can do to help the future of life on this planet is to abstain from reproduction, or at least reproduce responsibly? I vote for none, but more than 2 children is downright selfish, ESPECIALLY when the parents are not competent, mentally stable and financially situated to care for the kid(s) properly. That psychopathic woman in California who had the quintuplets (and 6 previous children mind you) DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A JOB OR A HOME OF HER OWN. It sickens me.

LINK ---> http://www.zpg.org/index.php?option=...=396&Itemid=18

I'll answer to: carpenter, cabinet maker, "wood crafter", wood butcher, tree murderer, stick twiddler, etc.

Don't forget "casket maker".

Bart

[Marlin]

Well, when the zombies come, they will flock to her house first...that will give us time to pack up and load everything...
As far as reprodcution, I agree, voting should be the same way. When you vote, you should have to either answer a few questions about your candidate, or better yet, no names on the ballot, just a questionnaire about the issues, whichever matches your picks the most based on order of importance, it picks them for you...Oh well, as long as we keep letting non-tax paying poor people vote, we will keep getting people like Obama for president, hell Adam Sandler should run, he would probably win.

Back to zombies, claymores are a must, what better way to protect your home, they are always on watch, and will certainly wake you up when they go off so you can finish off whatever is left.

[nfpgasmask]

Back to zombies, claymores are a must, what better way to protect your home, they are always on watch, and will certainly wake you up when they go off so you can finish off whatever is left.

Yeah, mines would be good. Maybe even some sentry guns like in the Aliens Director's Cut ...

Bart

[Marlin]

Yeah, mines would be good. Maybe even some sentry guns like in the Aliens Director's Cut ...

Bart

They come at night mostly....mostly.

[Ldub]

Don't forget "casket maker".

Bart

...fixed

[HOT_WASABI_JUNKIE]

I have kept my mouth shut on this but the ignorance runs deep in this thread.The true zombies are anyone who thinks McCain would have pulled this country out of it financial quagmire that his party mate Bush created basically from scratch by doing the same crap Bush was doing.While Republicans would rather debate flag lapel pins and and if Obama is a muslim or if someone was gonna take away your big guns. The Republican party was forcefully pushing your face in shi† and you were swallowing it whole. You voted Bush in and now your on unemployment, or worrying about the next layoff at your company...Look at your dumb face in the mirror and see who is to blame for our country and it's shi† economy...It's you .... Take a look at your kids...You f'd them too!

[nfpgasmask]

I have kept my mouth shut on this but the ignorance runs deep in this thread.The true zombies are anyone who thinks McCain would have pulled this country out of it financial quagmire that his party mate Bush created basically from scratch by doing the same crap Bush was doing.While Republicans would rather debate flag lapel pins and and if Obama is a muslim or if someone was gonna take away your big guns. The Republican party was forcefully pushing your face in shi† and you were swallowing it whole. You voted Bush in and now your on unemployment, or worrying about the next layoff at your company...Look at your dumb face in the mirror and see who is to blame for our country and it's shi† economy...It's you .... Take a look at your kids...You f'd them too!

You're right about Bush, and no, I do not think McCain could/would have fixed anything. But I don't think Obama is miracle worker either. I hope he does fix things, but I have my doubts, and it's not about him, it's anyone in his position. It's going to take A LOT to turn things around. I just hope Obama leaves my personal rights alone and deals with the real issues.

Bart

[Marlin]

I have kept my mouth shut on this but the ignorance runs deep in this thread.The true zombies are anyone who thinks McCain would have pulled this country out of it financial quagmire that his party mate Bush created basically from scratch by doing the same crap Bush was doing.While Republicans would rather debate flag lapel pins and and if Obama is a muslim or if someone was gonna take away your big guns. The Republican party was forcefully pushing your face in shi† and you were swallowing it whole. You voted Bush in and now your on unemployment, or worrying about the next layoff at your company...Look at your dumb face in the mirror and see who is to blame for our country and it's shi† economy...It's you .... Take a look at your kids...You f'd them too!

Are you really so ignorant as to think that anything that is happening today was something that was started yesterday or in the last 8 years? It takes years and years, and you can thank the Clinton administration for our current housing crisis. They had the great idea that everyone should be allowed to have a nice house, whether you can afford it or not, enter ARMs at the government's request. I am glad that Obama approved the 8 billion dollar grant to install a train to Disney...we definitely needed that and I am sure it will save the economy 10 years from now when California finishes their environmental impact studies to allow it's construction.
I was going through the posts, I never found one that said Mccain would fix everything...
Anyway, our economy is crashing due to the fact that the average american (as defined by the popular vote) is a lazy POS, hence the fact that unions are ruining our economy and demanding ridiculous benefits for uneducated, unskilled workers, if you don't like your job or its benefits, quit. The best way to sum it up:
It seems that the "average american" thinks that they deserve a nice house, a big truck, and a big backyard just for being American.
I discovered when I was in Asia that the Japanese think that they deserve the right to EARN all those things, weird how they make a better vehicle than the American automotive industry. You mean you have to work hard to succeed?
I have sacrificed years away from my family, and have certainly worked more hours in the last 12 years than most will work in their entire life and at less than minimum wage. I have deployed to the Gulf twice, and it makes me sick to see what is going to happen to my country. You can't say anything without some "reverend" claiming that you are racist, and by the way, being racist is not illegal, and you have to pussyfoot around or God forbid that you might offend someone by saying a prayer or showing Jesus in public. Well guess what, the constitution says nothing about not being offended or having to please anyone but the majority. Minority does NOT rule.
As for looking into the mirror and and seeing my dumb face, you are probably right, because by being in the military, I am defending the rights of idiots that think that socialism is the way to go, and that does make me feel dumb.
By the way, you're welcome for doing my part to keep this the greatest country in the world and allowing you to have the ability to have an opinion, let's hope that the sane and the brave will keep it that way and that my children grow up with the character and fortitude to stand up for what is right and keep it that way.