So you suffer from big ideas and little ambition? Does life serve you so many lemons you swim in lemonade? Does it seem you have more alcohol/chaw than time? Well then join us as we discover methods and cures to the affliction known as "acute procrastination syndrome" (APS). See... giving up on big dreams is why I am now Dr. Zeus and have no need for the title of Mr. Procrastinator!
Sent from my "two hands on a keyboard"
OK, I have APS but at least I don't have an Aussie Locker sitting in my living room - that's just nasty. I'm suprised TLMP puts up wit dat.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Put a smiley after you say that Bub.
In the time I have known The Dub something I have learned is that placing gloves on your feet is a great way to keep the ladies from aiming high! When they do glance up from time to time all they see is a crazy . Then they need a monkee to keep from going insane!
Oh and carry more tools than you'll need...
"If your expectations of me remain low enough, then your disappointment level will also remain commensurately low"
Best advice I've heard all day ... always live up to everyone's lowest expectations.
So I said to myself, I said "Handee"
and this voice came back and said..
"He's not in, may we take a message?"
There's a box?... Dam, I never noticed that before.
Last edited by Ldub : 09/11/2009 at 03:42 AM