Super VXer
Well I guess it was to be expected... I told the wife that I was buying a new car. I got grief about buying another car. I showed her the picture of my VX and she said "Yuck! Thats really ugly". Great I thought, she doesn't like it. Then disaster happens.. her Audi has gearbox problems and she HAS to borrow the VX. Now she has decided she loves it and she's driving it all the time
So fellow VX owners... how can I get my VX back? Help!
Nick
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Fix The Audi Quick !!!!!!
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You say quick,I say right now.Originally Posted by crotchrocket
2nd option:
Get her a VX
Dakar was just the begining.
Super VXer
Sell the audi and buy another VX! I wish I had two VX'es.
Super VXer
Divorce.
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if he does that he will loose the VX....lol
and get the broken audi
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TRUE!! ROFL
Ask forgiveness, not permission.
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I would hope that the VX is in his name, or there may be a covert operation in the middle of the night to get it back. Can you hear the Mission Impossible theme song....I know I can.
Super VXer
x2. Someday, when all of my current car projects are complete and paid off, and if I have the time and will left, I will buy another VX and make a VX02 out of it....someday.
Bart
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Pull the connector on the MAF. Next time she drives it she'll get the check engine light.
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Put a smiley after you say that Bub.
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2nd VX... thats gonna be my option one day (whit *MissCoVX* is always trying to drive mine)
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Pull the connector on the MAF. Next time she drives it she'll get the check engine light.
She'll think... "Oh thats a pretty light" and carry on driving!!!!
Super VXer
Oh man ! Wify seems got bit by the VX poison;If she gets your VX membership profile it's all over for you dude.She'll think... "Oh thats a pretty light" and carry on driving!!!!
Super VXer
1) If she can have kids... use whatever means necessary to achieve fatherhood and then hand her the baby (car) seat along with the keys to the VX. After stowing said child in back of VX repeatedly...she'll most likely "tap-out"...ring the bell...you win VX back!Well I guess it was to be expected... I told the wife that I was buying a new car. I got grief about buying another car. I showed her the picture of my VX and she said "Yuck! Thats really ugly". Great I thought, she doesn't like it
So fellow VX owners... how can I get my VX back? Help!
Nick
2) If she cannot have kids...borrow some...and make sure baby (car) seats are required....see above (#1) for rest of plan.
3) Mention the owner's manual routine on flat tire management when the flat occurs on the rear (LSD)....then follow her to her destination (incognito) <-----check local stalking laws......and stage a flat tire scenario utilizing either rear tire....wait 'til she gets home (depending on whether or not she followed the guidance):
A: chastize her for not following owners manual guidelines
B: keep throwing it out there about what a bummer it was to shuffle those tires around...and wouldn't be nice not to have too...
OR
Last edited by Jolly Roger VX'er : 06/25/2009 at 09:49 PM
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