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    I want my VX back!

    Well I guess it was to be expected... I told the wife that I was buying a new car. I got grief about buying another car. I showed her the picture of my VX and she said "Yuck! Thats really ugly". Great I thought, she doesn't like it . Then disaster happens.. her Audi has gearbox problems and she HAS to borrow the VX. Now she has decided she loves it and she's driving it all the time

    So fellow VX owners... how can I get my VX back? Help!

    Nick
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    Fix The Audi Quick !!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crotchrocket View Post
    Fix The Audi Quick !!!!!!
    You say quick,I say right now.
    2nd option:
    Get her a VX
    Dakar was just the begining.

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    Sell the audi and buy another VX! I wish I had two VX'es.

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    Divorce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSHardeman View Post
    Divorce.
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSHardeman View Post
    Divorce.

    if he does that he will loose the VX....lol
    and get the broken audi
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    Quote Originally Posted by don moore View Post
    if he does that he will loose the VX....lol
    and get the broken audi
    TRUE!! ROFL
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    I would hope that the VX is in his name, or there may be a covert operation in the middle of the night to get it back. Can you hear the Mission Impossible theme song....I know I can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdm monkey View Post
    Sell the audi and buy another VX! I wish I had two VX'es.
    x2. Someday, when all of my current car projects are complete and paid off, and if I have the time and will left, I will buy another VX and make a VX02 out of it....someday.

    Bart

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    Pull the connector on the MAF. Next time she drives it she'll get the check engine light.
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    2nd VX... thats gonna be my option one day (whit *MissCoVX* is always trying to drive mine )
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    Quote Originally Posted by tom4bren View Post
    Pull the connector on the MAF. Next time she drives it she'll get the check engine light.

    She'll think... "Oh thats a pretty light" and carry on driving!!!!

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    Cool

    Quote Originally Posted by alterastro View Post
    She'll think... "Oh thats a pretty light" and carry on driving!!!!
    Oh man ! Wify seems got bit by the VX poison;If she gets your VX membership profile it's all over for you dude.

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    Wink

    Quote Originally Posted by alterastro View Post
    Well I guess it was to be expected... I told the wife that I was buying a new car. I got grief about buying another car. I showed her the picture of my VX and she said "Yuck! Thats really ugly". Great I thought, she doesn't like it . Then disaster happens.. her Audi has gearbox problems and she HAS to borrow the VX. Now she has decided she loves it and she's driving it all the time

    So fellow VX owners... how can I get my VX back? Help!

    Nick
    1) If she can have kids... use whatever means necessary to achieve fatherhood and then hand her the baby (car) seat along with the keys to the VX. After stowing said child in back of VX repeatedly...she'll most likely "tap-out"...ring the bell...you win VX back!

    2) If she cannot have kids...borrow some...and make sure baby (car) seats are required....see above (#1) for rest of plan.

    3) Mention the owner's manual routine on flat tire management when the flat occurs on the rear (LSD)....then follow her to her destination (incognito) <-----check local stalking laws......and stage a flat tire scenario utilizing either rear tire....wait 'til she gets home (depending on whether or not she followed the guidance):
    A: chastize her for not following owners manual guidelines
    B: keep throwing it out there about what a bummer it was to shuffle those tires around...and wouldn't be nice not to have too...

    OR



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    Tom
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