Originally Posted by
SomeBeach
I hate these big women that always seem to be behind me at the grocery store and they are so anxious to check out they keep hitting the back of my foot with the shopping cart.
Years ago, before cell phones were quite common, people carried beepers. A woman about as wide as the grocery isle (walking very fast) cut my wife and I off with her grocery cart. She then stopped cold and her beeper went off. I looked at my wife and said "Look out honey she's backing up!"
So I said to myself, I said "Handee"
and this voice came back and said..
"He's not in, may we take a message?"