"Zeus's weapon is the thunderbolt which he uses against everyone who displeases him."
Lo, and the VX croud doth shaketh that the mighty Zeus should raise his vengeful right pinky and smoteth their shorts with his fearsome bolts of virtue. His thunderous voice quells the quivering masses as he sayeth "tom4bren, thou shalt never one-upeth me" ... but Goonie Bird will have the final word.
BWAAHAAHAA!!!