"Yet I greatly prefer the X6 M, though it starts at $89,725 versus $86,225 for the squarer X5 M. If you’re buying a decadent high-performance crossover in this economy, make it the one that doesn’t pretend it’s a level-headed babysitter. Its price does undercut the Cayenne Turbo S by $37,000."

Mmmmm-kay...... I greatly prefer NOT.