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    Funniest VX questions

    So last night I was at a meeting for judging at a rock crawling event when one of the other guys rolls up in his Toyota pickup. He parks behind me, gets out of his truck with his girlfriend and begins to circle and check out the VX. They then walk over to me and ask...
    "Hey, does that thing float"?
    After telling them that it won't, his girlfriend looks at him and says..."See, I told you it wouldn't"!
    They were being completely serious!

    So, anybody else gotten asked any funny questions?
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    Who makes this spacecraft???
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    "I read that this is a 'halo' vehicle. Is it supposed to be a real-life 'Warthog'?

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    Talking In reference to the sinister cannister of VX gas...

    HEY...isn't that stuff supposed to be dead.....ly?...
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    I put a "SEAL Team 4" sticker on my back glass and the other day while gasing up a guy asked me if the VX was used by the SEALs ? I told him yes but only during special-ops, when they needed quick ins and outs.
    So I said to myself, I said "Handee"
    and this voice came back and said..
    "He's not in, may we take a message?"

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    Just the "classic" is that a 2008,2009,2010...what ever year it is.HA!
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    I had a guy ask me once if it was a "new car"? He had never seen one and I guess it looked pretty new to him.

    Ed

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    A couple of weeks ago i was at the servo paying for my fuel. The guy behind the counter commented that new cars have so much plastic. I think his jaw dropped about 5 cm when i told him it was 10 years old.

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    a few months ago some guy asked me if i completed a triathlon. After explaining the car was a special edition and it was ten years old he still didnt understand why i had triathlon on my VX

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    all of them , jajaja

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    Arrow

    Friday night this young guy on his WRX approached me asking me where can he join the rally race,i love "that" car of yours,every morning i drive by & looked at "that" (my baby) i feel excited but shy to ask if i can be a competitor.


    I was like : Which rally ?

    That dakar rally you go racing he replay,where you guys go rallying

    I couldn't hold my self & just laugh about it,he saw the dakar rally stickers on my horse's windows & thought i were a dakar rally racer ha.

    However,i just expense some time & explain him was what all about the dakar rally.

    He looked a bit dissapointed,like "damn it,how could i missed that man"
    Dakar was just the begining.

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    "Is it made of plastic?"
    "Is it chineese vehicle?"
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    Pretty close to your floating comment.

    I have been asked if it was submersible. Once I said no they guy said oh well I meant is able to drive on land and water.

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    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by JHarris1385 View Post
    Pretty close to your floating comment.

    I have been asked if it was submersible. Once I said no they guy said oh well I meant is able to drive on land and water.
    Haha
    It's funny to see people's reaction whenever they look the VX ten years later.

    Back in summer season while visiting my sis who lives in stamford,CT i went with my niece to purchase some stuf @ the licour store.
    Once out side the store there was this mom & her 5 years old kid just yielling at her:

    Look,mom,look !

    The mom were trying to get the kid into the back seat of her SUV but the kid kept yielling her & refraining from be seated.

    My niece were laughing like oh uncle,i couldn't believe little kids will go nuts on your car like that.

    I felt so touch by the way the kid was that much into the VX that i had to stop & give him the little hot wheel VX i had in the spare dashboard pocket.,but i didn't mind that at all,i knew i was doing the right thing.

    More incredibly was the kid's reaction when i hand him the toy,he look at the toy,then look at the VX,looked at the toy again like trying to understand : WOW,it's the same,i got my VX !

    the worried mom : Oh my god,he wouldn't go to bed tonight.

    Few moments after he looked at me with this angel smile on his face saying "thank you sr" & got into the mom's SUV waving at me.
    One thing for sure,he will be part of the new gen of VX'ers

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    I was asked if it was a hybrid.

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