Translation, please

[ibmx2]

25 when rome do as the romemans do

26 do as i say not as i due

[samneil2000]

27. Bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.

I never have understood wtf that means though. haha

[BigSwede]

28. Diminutive vessels are equipped with immense auricles.

29. When precipitation descends vertically, it issues forth copiously and continuously.

30. No individual specimen in the species Homo Sapiens exists in a condition of isolation.


I haven't figured out #28 yet...

[samneil2000]

28. Loose lips sink ships? Nope, that's not it... Crap!
29. When it rains it pours.
30. I can't remember the saying exactly, but something about Handee having no friends except T4B or maybe I got that backwards?

28. Diminutive vessels are equipped with immense auricles.

29. When precipitation descends vertically, it issues forth copiously and continuously.

30. No individual specimen in the species Homo Sapiens exists in a condition of isolation.


I haven't figured out #28 yet...

[samneil2000]

Figured it out I think...
28. big things come in small packages!

[tom4bren]

28. Ldub has gorilly feets.

29. When it rains, Handee's ABS goes FUBAR

30. No man is an island ... unless he has a REALLY wide bucket.

[JGeorge264]

#28, something about little (containers, boats?) having big ears.

[BigSwede]

#28, something about little (containers, boats?) having big ears.

Yeah, something like that...I was thinking "Small children have big ears" might be it, but I'm not sure how you get "children" from "vessels"...

[tom4bren]

28. Loose lips sink ships? Nope, that's not it... Crap!
29. When it rains it pours.
30. I can't remember the saying exactly, but something about Handee having no friends except T4B or maybe I got that backwards?

BOY! ... I'm gonna be in Johnson City this weekend - don't make me come over there & learn you some manners.

[samneil2000]

BOY! ... I'm gonna be in Johnson City this weekend - don't make me come over there & learn you some manners.

I don't even know where that is, but if it's close by, come on down. I could use some lessons.

[tom4bren]

I don't even know where that is, but if it's close by, come on down. I could use some lessons.

Go as far Up & East as possible & still be in TN. It's about 20 miles from Bristol.

[BigSwede]

31. If an enclosure for a pedal extremity adapts itself suitably to said appendage, it would be advisable to employ it accordingly.

32. If a large solid-footed mammal becomes available to you without compensation, refrain from casting your faculty for seeing into the oral cavity of such a creature.

33. A canine which gives vent to his sentiments by a series of vocal efforts, rarely finds use of his bicuspids.

[tom4bren]

31. If an enclosure for a pedal extremity adapts itself suitably to said appendage, it would be advisable to employ it accordingly.

32. If a large solid-footed mammal becomes available to you without compensation, refrain from casting your faculty for seeing into the oral cavity of such a creature.

33. A canine which gives vent to his sentiments by a series of vocal efforts, rarely finds use of his bicuspids.

31. If the shoe fits, wear it.

32. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

33. All bark & no bite.

[BigSwede]

34. An individual who vacillates when there is need of action will find himself beyond the hope of future success.

35. In the solar system, the possibility of a novel discovery is predominantly non-existent.

36. Superfluous chronological dispatch institutes riddance of valued effects.

[Scott Harness]

34. An individual who vacillates when there is need of action will find himself beyond the hope of future success.

35. In the solar system, the possibility of a novel discovery is predominantly non-existent.

36. Superfluous chronological dispatch institutes riddance of valued effects.

34...He who hesitates is lost
35...There is nothing new under the sun
36...Time flies when you're having fun