Play nice now
7. The stylus is more potent than the claymore.
8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
9. Eschew the implement of corrections and vitiate the scion.
95 Trooper with a buncha stuff nobody here cares about...
7. The pen is mightier than the sword
8. Can't teach an old dog new tricks
9. Spare the rod, spoil the child
OR
7. The Handee is mightier than the sword
8. Can't teach an old Handee new tricks
9. Spare the rod, spoil the Handee
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Put a smiley after you say that Bub.
7. the pin on a grenade can be tied with string and make an effective mine.
8. you can teach T4B to ski but not to barefoot.
9. chew the gum with your mouth shut.
So I said to myself, I said "Handee"
and this voice came back and said..
"He's not in, may we take a message?"
Don't read ahead now
10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled cooking container does not reach 212 degrees Fahrenheit.
11. Neophyte's serendipity.
12. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.
Dang, I know 10 & 12 but can't get 11. Time for T4B to shut up.
10. watched pot brings narcs.
11. ya can't fix stupid.
12. without a good witness protection plan don't testify.
10. A watched pot never boils
11. Beginner's luck
12. Dead men tell no tales
13. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projections.
14. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
15. Where there are visible vapors having their province in ignited carbonaceous material, there is conflagration.
13. don't throw rocks unless you live in a plexiglass house.
14. for every action there's an equal an uncalled for reaction. i.e. handeeman/T4B
15. liar, liar *** on fire !
13. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones
14. All that glitters is not gold
15. Where there's smoke, there's fire
OR
15. Where's there's smoke ... Zeus just dropped a lightning bolt down someone's shorts.