Translation, please

[samneil2000]

27. Bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.

I never have understood wtf that means though. haha

[tom4bren]

According to my beer-stained college dictionary, "propinquity" means nearness in place...so I'm guessing #22 means something like "Close only counts in horseshoes"...no mention of hand grenades.

Dang - I've been spoutin off the top o my head. I didn't know Y'all were cheatin & using dictionaries.

[BigSwede]

28. Diminutive vessels are equipped with immense auricles.

29. When precipitation descends vertically, it issues forth copiously and continuously.

30. No individual specimen in the species Homo Sapiens exists in a condition of isolation.


I haven't figured out #28 yet...

[BigSwede]

Dang - I've been spoutin off the top o my head. I didn't know Y'all were cheatin & using dictionaries.

Only as a last resort...I got all but 3 on my own.

[samneil2000]

28. Loose lips sink ships? Nope, that's not it... Crap!
29. When it rains it pours.
30. I can't remember the saying exactly, but something about Handee having no friends except T4B or maybe I got that backwards?

28. Diminutive vessels are equipped with immense auricles.

29. When precipitation descends vertically, it issues forth copiously and continuously.

30. No individual specimen in the species Homo Sapiens exists in a condition of isolation.


I haven't figured out #28 yet...

[samneil2000]

Figured it out I think...
28. big things come in small packages!

[tom4bren]

28. Ldub has gorilly feets.

29. When it rains, Handee's ABS goes FUBAR

30. No man is an island ... unless he has a REALLY wide bucket.

[tom4bren]

28. Loose lips sink ships? Nope, that's not it... Crap!
29. When it rains it pours.
30. I can't remember the saying exactly, but something about Handee having no friends except T4B or maybe I got that backwards?

BOY! ... I'm gonna be in Johnson City this weekend - don't make me come over there & learn you some manners.

[samneil2000]

BOY! ... I'm gonna be in Johnson City this weekend - don't make me come over there & learn you some manners.

I don't even know where that is, but if it's close by, come on down. I could use some lessons.

[JGeorge264]

#28, something about little (containers, boats?) having big ears.

[BigSwede]

#28, something about little (containers, boats?) having big ears.

Yeah, something like that...I was thinking "Small children have big ears" might be it, but I'm not sure how you get "children" from "vessels"...

[BigSwede]

31. If an enclosure for a pedal extremity adapts itself suitably to said appendage, it would be advisable to employ it accordingly.

32. If a large solid-footed mammal becomes available to you without compensation, refrain from casting your faculty for seeing into the oral cavity of such a creature.

33. A canine which gives vent to his sentiments by a series of vocal efforts, rarely finds use of his bicuspids.

[tom4bren]

I don't even know where that is, but if it's close by, come on down. I could use some lessons.

Go as far Up & East as possible & still be in TN. It's about 20 miles from Bristol.

[tom4bren]

31. If an enclosure for a pedal extremity adapts itself suitably to said appendage, it would be advisable to employ it accordingly.

32. If a large solid-footed mammal becomes available to you without compensation, refrain from casting your faculty for seeing into the oral cavity of such a creature.

33. A canine which gives vent to his sentiments by a series of vocal efforts, rarely finds use of his bicuspids.

31. If the shoe fits, wear it.

32. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

33. All bark & no bite.

[BigSwede]

34. An individual who vacillates when there is need of action will find himself beyond the hope of future success.

35. In the solar system, the possibility of a novel discovery is predominantly non-existent.

36. Superfluous chronological dispatch institutes riddance of valued effects.