Translation, please

[BigSwede]

I didn't write them...but I could have, with a thesaurus in hand.

55. If one cannot endure excessive temperatures, it is preferable that he avoid that section of the domicile where the cuisine is concocted.

56. Gormandize comestibles, imbibe libations, and indulge in diversions because on the morrow, all such activities will be curtailed.

57. Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally.

[Ldub]

57. No good deed ever goes unpunished...

[Scott Harness]

I didn't write them...but I could have, with a thesaurus in hand.

55. If one cannot endure excessive temperatures, it is preferable that he avoid that section of the domicile where the cuisine is concocted.

56. Gormandize comestibles, imbibe libations, and indulge in diversions because on the morrow, all such activities will be curtailed.

57. Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally.

55...If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen.
56...Party like there is no tomorrow!!!!
57...charity begins in the home,heart