49. children should be seen, not heard
50. silence is golden
51. the grass is always greener in the other guys bag
49. children should be seen, not heard
50. silence is golden
51. the grass is always greener in the other guys bag
Ah, so that is what "diametrical selvage" means? I was wondering...
52. Everything is legitimate in matters pertaining to ardent affection and armed conflict between nations.
53. Exercise your visual facilities prior to executing a jump.
54. A comrade who comes to your assistance during periods of dire desperation is to be valued above all other allies.
95 Trooper with a buncha stuff nobody here cares about...
52. all is fair in love & war
53. look B-4 U leap
54. a friend in need, is a pest...![]()
I didn't write them...but I could have, with a thesaurus in hand.
55. If one cannot endure excessive temperatures, it is preferable that he avoid that section of the domicile where the cuisine is concocted.
56. Gormandize comestibles, imbibe libations, and indulge in diversions because on the morrow, all such activities will be curtailed.
57. Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally.
57. No good deed ever goes unpunished...![]()
56 - Eat Drink and be Merry for tomorrow we die
57 - Charity begins at home
58-War is good for buisness
59-Peace is good for buisness
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]...
58. Persons of imbellic mentality divagate inparameter which cherubic entities approach with trepidation.
59. Elementary sartorial techniques intitially appplied preclude repetitious actions to the squares of three.
60. Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a potential escalation of a lucrative nature.
61. Allow somnolent quadrapeds to remain reclining.
62. That which ascends to the stratosphere inevitably descends to terra firma.
63. The individual of the class Aves arriving prior to the appointed time seizes the invertebrate animals of the phylum Vermes.
64. Cleave gamineous matter for fodder during the period in which the orb of the day is refulgent.
65. A person of moronic proclivities and his pecuniary resources are separated with celerity.
66. It is practicable to entice an equus caballus to a reservoir of liquid hydrogen oxide but coercing him to imbibe is insuperable.
67. Similar sire, similar scion.
68. Deviation from the ordinary or common routine of existence is that which gives zest to man's cycle of existence.
That's the last of 'em...feel free to make up yer own and post them here.
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So I said to myself, I said "Handee"
and this voice came back and said..
"He's not in, may we take a message?"