A Dear "Jo" Letter from the ORW

[JoFotoz]

So here I sat I , in rainy San Diego...worried sick about the fate of my lovely Girl...

...and all this time she's been whoopin it up with some Cockney ruffian.

I'm devasted...

Not to mention I spent ALL my MOAB money getting these printed up...

.... and sent nationwide.





.

I truly loved her...but fear she has now been tainted and defiled ...

...heaven forbid she's sampled the joys of Eel Pie and Mash...


....let alone had the pleasure of warm Watneys cross her Rosy Red lips...


I can only hope that in due course , when the sordid temptations of "other VX's " has been fully satiated...

...that she will return to the loving home that so dearly misses her.

I must go now...lest I publicly weep for her former unsullied loveliness.


Heartbroken...

jo

[ZEUS]

OUCH! Be strong Jo... for her... Claire may help her snap out of this 'funk'.

[ORW VXr]

If you're reading this thread for the 1st time you should read this thread before continuing
http://www.vehicross.info/forums/sho...hlight=missing

So here I sat I , in rainy San Diego...worried sick about the fate of my lovely Girl...

...and all this time she's been whoopin it up with some Cockney ruffian.

I'm devasted...

Not to mention I spent ALL my MOAB money getting these printed up...

.... and sent nationwide.





.

I truly loved her...but fear she has now been tainted and defiled ...

...heaven forbid she's sampled the joys of Eel Pie and Mash...


....let alone had the pleasure of warm Watneys cross her Rosy Red lips...


I can only hope that in due course , when the sordid temptations of "other VX's " has been fully satiated...

...that she will return to the loving home that so dearly misses her.

I must go now...lest I publicly weep for her former unsullied loveliness.


Heartbroken...

jo

Dear Jo:
1st James is not Cockney nor a ruffian. He and Claire have been the sweetest and warmest host a "little tart" like me could have ever dreamed of. If you had not abandoned me........this is a public forum and I won't draw my new found VX friends into listening to us air our dirty laundry (whew) in public. For the first time in a long time I feel truly free.

Since selling my Manolo Blahnik boots...thanks to Claire and James I now have a new Hermes "Birkin" handbag and some new Jimmy Choo shoes. Not to mention quite a nice and varied wardrobe.

I also refuse to discuss publicly the wonderful things I have sampled:
As for Eel pie I will say: "And who's going to be the one, to say it was no good what we done"

As for a warm Watney's I've saved these coasters for you.


Perhaps I'll try the Mash at the "London Capital Club" tonight with James and Claire where we're dining.

That's all for now Jo and I'm certainly not satiated yet !
P.S. I hope you like milk!
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[handeeman]

Jo's post reminds me of a joke.

"A Man's Perfect Breakfast"

Your sitting at the table, you look across...

1. Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.

2. Your mistress's picture is on the cover of Playboy.

3. Your wife's picture is on the milk carton.

Back on topic.....Jo I detect she may still have a soft spot for ya in her heart....after all she said she had two Watney's coasters for you.
Who knows where the little ho is gonna go next ?

[VX KAT]

Jo's post reminds me of a joke.

well there's a real surprise!!

[JoFotoz]

I'm shocked that some of you still find this funny....

..even resorting to thread jacking to post yer banal jokes.

Hey ..you try losing your whore...

...and see how ya feel.

Heck , if it was you .....
....I'd be compassionate , and feel for yer pain.

But certain of you are simply being horribly unsympathetic.

I miss my HO......


jo

[Ldub]

I'm shocked that some of you still find this funny....

..even resorting to thread jacking to post yer banal jokes.

Hey ..you try losing your whore...

...and see how ya feel.

Heck , if it was you .....
....I'd be compassionate , and feel for yer pain.

But certain of you are simply being horribly unsympathetic.

I miss my HO......


jo

This whole thing stinks of "vast right wing conspiracy" iffin you ask me...

[crotchrocket]

hahahahahahaha fpmsl,

She certainly has a way with words......Sorry Jo!

[handeeman]

I for one did not mean to appear unsympathetic........it's just so hard for me to relate to an attachment to a known ho.
At my age, a promise is as good as the real thing.
P.S. I'll bet the "Little Ho" bolts out of the U.K. as soon as she is thru taking advantage of the rocket and Claire.

[ORW VXr]

If you're reading this thread for the 1st time you should read this thread before continuing
http://www.vehicross.info/forums/sho...hlight=missing

P.S. I'll bet the "Little Ho" bolts out of the U.K. as soon as she is thru taking advantage of the rocket and Claire.

Some of you are really cold !

I'm becoming rather fond of the U.K. I have not tried to take advantage of the Rocket and Claire. I've even tried to pay my own way but they won't let me.
I wouldn't mind even seeing more of the U.K. if given the chance.

One other thing while I have the opportunity; How would you like spending most of your life riding backwards on a VX roof ? I finally felt I didn't care where I was going, I just wanted to know where I'd been. Well now I've seen some of the world head-on and I want to see more.

Oh and Jo, how about:
Milk and cookies
Milk and chocolate
iced milk
Milk and honey...Or try this while your waiting on me to return.

Shake in iced cocktail shaker & strain
1 1/2 oz vodka (4.5 cl, 3/8 gills)
3 oz milk (9 cl, 3/4 gills)
1/2 oz peppermint schnapps (1.5 cl, 1/8 gills)
1/2 tsp sugar (2 dashes)
Fill with ice
Add nutmeg
Serve in a highball glass (9.0 oz)
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[Dumke]

Speaking of milk while reading this some just came out my nose...

[handeeman]

As T4B would say: "Priceless"
Hope ya didn't get any on your costume.

[tom4bren]

Handito - yer killin me here.

I think we'll change your handle to TJC (you figger it out).

[ORW VXr]

If you're reading this thread for the 1st time you should read this thread before continuing
http://www.vehicross.info/forums/sho...hlight=missing


I would appreciate if Handeeman could refrain from being the "Thread Jack Champion" in my Thread. This is serious.

Please note my new Avatar, cute little jet owned by one of James' friends he introduced me to. So I'm gaining mobility and yes that is London City Airport.

And Jo:

If a cow gets tickled, does milk come out it's nose?"
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[tom4bren]

Thread Jack Champion

Close ... very close to what I was thinking.