Oh my father. I shudder to think.
You know what they say, there's a first time for everything! Right, boys?
Bart
PS -
Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!
(Should I replace Neal and Del with Ldub and Jo?)