Wasn't "stuck" with anyone. All of the VX ladies that I have met (and roomed with) have been lovely individuals. And, yes, you are a pleasant drunk.... I mean once you passed out.
Good luck with getting to Moab this year. Have you gotten some larger tires yet, or are you still rocking the three inch lift with stockers? I would be afraid to see what you might attempt, offroad, with some meater shoes on Kiiro.
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