Maybe I'm a weirdo and alone with this, but I can't help it when I read the threads posted by the UK members I read them in my head with a British accent. It mostly sounds like what I've heard in the few Guy Ritchie movie's I've seen...
Just thought I'd share that with you all.
and if you want I grew up in Arkansas, one of the most redneck places in the US so feel free to read this with an ignorant southern accent, and you could even go as far as gettin some Skoal or a plug of Cannonball tobacco to really complete the transition!