Political humor

[nfpgasmask]

Listen to yourselves.

ALL politicians are dirt. Don't pick sides. Throw them all to the bottom of the ocean and let's start over. Tie a lawyer and a lobbyist to each one of their legs to weigh them down.

I'm with ya, Worm. I've never considered myself one or the other. Both sides are corrupt and evil in different ways.

We need a technocracy, enough of this democracy BS. Its not working too well unless you just ignore everything, shut up, eat your cheeseburgers and watch TV. Then it's awesome!

Bart

[Marlin]

Its not working too well unless you just ignore everything, shut up, eat your cheeseburgers and watch TV. Then it's awesome!

Bart

Where am I supposed to fit wheeling and welding in there?

[Bob Barker]

It's a joke thread, I don't think anyone here is listing their political affiliations with a picture of a bear at a picnic table and another of pretty grandma's vs. ugly grandma's!

If it will make you feel better I can go find some pictures poking fun at consevatives.

[Marlin]

It's a joke thread, I don't think anyone here is listing their political affiliations with a picture of a bear at a picnic table and another of pretty grandma's vs. ugly grandma's!

x2

[tomdietrying]

Here's the funniest joke.

Who voted for GW the first time.

Who voted for him the second time.

And now, they are pointing fingers elsewhere

Now that's funny!!!!!!!

[circmand]

Here's the funniest joke.

Who voted for GW the first time.

Who voted for him the second time.

And now, they are pointing fingers elsewhere

Now that's funny!!!!!!!

And after all this hope and change I wish I could have voted for him a third time

[Luna X]

Vote early and vote often!!!...

[Gizmo42]

And after all this hope and change I wish I could have voted for him a third time

^^^^ this

We need a technocracy, enough of this democracy BS.

But we arent a democracy, never have been. Pure democracy is a terrible form of .gov. We are a representative republic with democratic influences.

[tomdietrying]

And after all this hope and change I wish I could have voted for him a third time

Says a lot about a someone who is going down in history as one of our worst Presidents ever, and you would make the same mistake again. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle5029204.ece

Now, that's not funny. That's just stupid.

[chas711usa]

They're gonna have to watch out for picnic basket toting liberals come this fall.

[Grif]

I saw this and couldn't help but sharing it. We had a good laugh about it at work.

There are plenty of political forums out there. No need to show your *** here.

[rowhard]

I just want to kick the democraps out of both Washington's

[VX KAT]

Listen to yourselves.

ALL politicians are dirt. Don't pick sides. Throw them all to the bottom of the ocean and let's start over. Tie a lawyer and a lobbyist to each one of their legs to weigh them down.

I'm with ya, Worm. I've never considered myself one or the other. Both sides are corrupt and evil in different ways.

We need a technocracy, enough of this democracy BS. Its not working too well unless you just ignore everything, shut up, eat your cheeseburgers and watch TV. Then it's awesome!

Bart

Agree x1000! ....'cept I think ya gotta tie about 5 lawyers and 5 lobbyists to each leg cuz they're all so full of hot air they're hard to sink!
Truer words have never been spoken!!

[VXR]

I just want to kick the democraps out of both Washington's

X2 I think we may finally get rid of that mom in tennis shoes forever

[Stephen Biko]

Maybe Democrat women want to be treated like men because they look like men? Ugly men but men just the same. Or it could be they were always treated like men and they got pissed when the pretty women got treated special and passed the law to keep them from being treated like ladies?

That poster is a lot more damning for the republicans - its like whoever put it together thinks republicans value looks over substance. None of the "republicans" in it are actual politicians - at best they are celebrities. It's not like there aren't attractive female republicans who have held office to choose from - Condoleeza Rice, Nikki Haley and Sarah Palin for starters and it sure isn't like there aren't a buttload of good looking female democrat celebrities to choose from instead of the politicians.

So it appears they cherry-picked pretty faces with make-up artists on television to represent the best of the republicans and actual working politicians to represent the best of the democrats. It's like saying republicans want a government of beauty pageant winners.

I think you've been joe-jobbed circmand.