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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlin View Post
    I don't see how these two can both be true
    Zeus is just a paragon of disparities.

    I don't think that he sees the world in black & white like we do ... it's more of a psychodelic maelstrom.
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    Put a smiley after you say that Bub.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZEUS View Post
    I'm 5' 10" 165 lbs
    I've been told I am attractive and have a rapist wit.
    I have a college degree and who cares.
    I work pretty hard in the office when I am not chatting with you cats.
    Like you, I'm working so illegal immigrants can have free health coverage while government officials continue to dupe me while asking for more money.
    I otherwise like to veg on the couch with my own medication
    ...or abuse myself in the garage while sober.
    I also like poetry and long walks on the beach.
    OH! ...and pina coladas in the rain.
    Sorry, couldn't resist...

    I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
    So sexy it hurts...
    I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
    Too sexy by far
    And I'm too sexy for my hat
    Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

    And I'm too sexy for this song too sexy for my cloths, too sexy for my shirt


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    Quote Originally Posted by tom4bren View Post
    Zeus is just a paragon of disparities.

    I don't think that he sees the world in black & white like we do ... it's more of a psychodelic maelstrom.
    Must be that self medication, I remember hearing something about chocolate monkeys or some such.

    I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlin View Post
    I don't see how these two can both be true
    Well see when you are a victim of a two-party system you are stuck behind the facade of two personalities... like what's in my head. One is the war-mongering Republican hot-head and the other is the hippie Democrat who wants to fake world peace.
    So you see, to apease everyone else involved, the two must speak in lies to co-exist!

    Quote Originally Posted by tom4bren View Post
    Zeus is just a paragon of disparities.

    I don't think that he sees the world in black & white like we do ... it's more of a psychodelic maelstrom.
    Psycho... delic - "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

    Quote Originally Posted by VX KAT View Post
    Sorry, couldn't resist...


    I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt


    So sexy it hurts...

    I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car

    Too sexy by far

    And I'm too sexy for my hat

    Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that


    And I'm too sexy for this song too sexy for my cloths, too sexy for my shirt


    "Right.", said Fred.

    Quote Originally Posted by Marlin View Post
    Must be that self medication, I remember hearing something about chocolate monkeys or some such.
    Ailments and remedies come in many forms.
    Sent from my "two hands on a keyboard"

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    Wait!...What'd I miss? Dub and Bart making cheese burgers? I want one!

    I'll have the South Park Conservative combo with extra porn.
    Cars designed by spreadsheets make sense. Cars designed by engineers make history.

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    Cool

    Quote Originally Posted by kodiak View Post
    Wait!...What'd I miss? Dub and Bart making cheese burgers? I want one!

    I'll have the South Park Conservative combo with extra porn.
    Here ya go Bro...

    Steamin' hot off da grille...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ldub View Post
    Here ya go Bro...

    Steamin' hot off da grille...............
    Ummm, you forgot his side of porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlin View Post
    Ummm, you forgot his side of porn.
    You probably hadn't noticed the pg rating on this site...

    That's why all porn is delivered via email...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ldub View Post
    You probably hadn't noticed the pg rating on this site...

    That's why all porn is delivered via email...
    LMAO, this video is funny, and completely G rated, it would be on the discovery channel:
    If you listen at the 10 second mark , a little boy says "hes trying to open his mouth", and then at 30 sec, you hear a kid say "hes trying to make a baby"...I am hurting from laughing so hard.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khwjD-KVQ_Q

    Apparently this happens all the time, I found some videos, same thing, different times. I even learned a few new moves watching them.

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    oh no...... does this have some connection to how "chocolate monkeys" are made?!?
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    PG porn is my favorite.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1NjC...os=FrES_mIUWr4

    P.S. Yes that's how Dub makes mud monkeys.


    Quote Originally Posted by Ldub View Post
    You probably hadn't noticed the pg rating on this site...

    That's why all porn is delivered via email...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kodiak View Post
    PG porn is my favorite.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1NjC...os=FrES_mIUWr4

    P.S. Yes that's how Dub makes mud monkeys.
    I am not a big fan of a girl that can kick my ***, and your porn has to be PG, Salt Lake City, home of the Mormons...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlin View Post
    I am not a big fan of a girl that can kick my ***, and your porn has to be PG, Salt Lake City, home of the Mormons...
    I prefer my porn much more hardcore!
    Check out this video on YouTube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVNTd...=youtube_gdata


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marlin View Post
    I am not a big fan of a girl that can kick my ***, and your porn has to be PG, Salt Lake City, home of the Mormons...

    She can kick my ars any time she wants.

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