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    Political humor

    I saw this and couldn't help but sharing it. We had a good laugh about it at work.

    I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
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    lololol

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    That's a good one. The sad part is, the animals DESERVE ALL THE HELP THEY CAN GET. All the lazy milkers in this country deserve nothing.

    I think people should have to pass a monthly drug test to be on any sort of government aid. I can't stand the thought of my tax dollars paying for unemployment for some looser in a trailer smoking weed and playing Xbox all day. Makes me sick.

    Sorry, not much humor in that.

    Bart

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    Has everyone seen the news today?

    There are hundreds of protestors downtown today all upset about our 1070 bill that's supposed to go into effect today.

    I'd like to get Ldub's Mad Max version VX and perform some steamrolling of my own.......
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    I think you would have more luck with t4b's Proton steamroller for that, Luna... LOL
    I hear Utah is hoping to install that same sort of bill soon because we are so close to Arizona that we know we will be inundated with more unwanteds soon. Bring on the racial profiling - bears can stay!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZEUS View Post
    I think you would have more luck with t4b's Proton steamroller for that, Luna... LOL
    I hear Utah is hoping to install that same sort of bill soon because we are so close to Arizona that we know we will be inundated with more unwanteds soon. Bring on the racial profiling - bears can stay!
    Black bears or brown bears?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Barker View Post
    Black bears or brown bears?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What about the white bears, I am tired of everyone discriminating against them, their environment is disappearing as we speak.

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    White bears have a good life. And the "man" isn't trying to keep them down either!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Barker View Post
    White bears have a good life. And the "man" isn't trying to keep them down either!
    That is simply not true, last time I checked, Al Gore said that the Man has altered the environment so much as to make it inhospitable for the white bear. It will take someone with less of an affirmative hand to take action and help preserve the environment for the white bear, which I might add makes up 79% of the bear population in the US according to the Bear Census Bureau in 2009.

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    Even white bears had a role in 'Lost'... no brown or black bears in sight tho. I believe all bears should be treated equally as long as they don't crap in MY wilderness and have proper identification!

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    lol @ this thread.

    I've got a really funny political picture somewhere I'm trying to find right now. Everyone will love it!

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    Here it is!
    Republican women vs. Democrat women!



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    heres a thought

    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Barker View Post
    Here it is!
    Republican women vs. Democrat women!


    Maybe Democrat women want to be treated like men because they look like men? Ugly men but men just the same. Or it could be they were always treated like men and they got pissed when the pretty women got treated special and passed the law to keep them from being treated like ladies?

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    Listen to yourselves.

    ALL politicians are dirt. Don't pick sides. Throw them all to the bottom of the ocean and let's start over. Tie a lawyer and a lobbyist to each one of their legs to weigh them down.
    Gary Noonan
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    Most Of Those Pictured

    Quote Originally Posted by WormGod View Post
    Listen to yourselves.

    ALL politicians are dirt. Don't pick sides. Throw them all to the bottom of the ocean and let's start over. Tie a lawyer and a lobbyist to each one of their legs to weigh them down.
    aRE NOT POLITICIANS.

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