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  1. 07/30/2010, 07:17 AM #1
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    Listen to yourselves.

    ALL politicians are dirt. Don't pick sides. Throw them all to the bottom of the ocean and let's start over. Tie a lawyer and a lobbyist to each one of their legs to weigh them down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WormGod View Post
    Listen to yourselves.

    ALL politicians are dirt. Don't pick sides. Throw them all to the bottom of the ocean and let's start over. Tie a lawyer and a lobbyist to each one of their legs to weigh them down.
    aRE NOT POLITICIANS.
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  3. 07/30/2010, 08:32 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by WormGod View Post
    Listen to yourselves.

    ALL politicians are dirt. Don't pick sides. Throw them all to the bottom of the ocean and let's start over. Tie a lawyer and a lobbyist to each one of their legs to weigh them down.
    I'm with ya, Worm. I've never considered myself one or the other. Both sides are corrupt and evil in different ways.

    We need a technocracy, enough of this democracy BS. Its not working too well unless you just ignore everything, shut up, eat your cheeseburgers and watch TV. Then it's awesome!

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  4. 07/30/2010, 09:25 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by nfpgasmask View Post
    Its not working too well unless you just ignore everything, shut up, eat your cheeseburgers and watch TV. Then it's awesome!

    Bart
    Where am I supposed to fit wheeling and welding in there?

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  5. 07/30/2010, 10:13 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by WormGod View Post
    Listen to yourselves.

    ALL politicians are dirt. Don't pick sides. Throw them all to the bottom of the ocean and let's start over. Tie a lawyer and a lobbyist to each one of their legs to weigh them down.
    Quote Originally Posted by nfpgasmask View Post
    I'm with ya, Worm. I've never considered myself one or the other. Both sides are corrupt and evil in different ways.

    We need a technocracy, enough of this democracy BS. Its not working too well unless you just ignore everything, shut up, eat your cheeseburgers and watch TV. Then it's awesome!

    Bart
    Agree x1000! ....'cept I think ya gotta tie about 5 lawyers and 5 lobbyists to each leg cuz they're all so full of hot air they're hard to sink!
    Truer words have never been spoken!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nfpgasmask View Post
    Its not working too well unless you just ignore everything, shut up, eat your cheeseburgers and watch TV. Then it's awesome!

    Bart
    Imunna sit this one out...
    And hang out over here inna corner wit my Buddy Bart, eating cheeboogies & watching while you kids regurgitate the same stuff...
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  7. 08/02/2010, 09:20 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ldub View Post
    Imunna sit this one out...
    And hang out over here inna corner wit my Buddy Bart, eating cheeboogies & watching while you kids regurgitate the same stuff...


    Love these danm burgers....

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  8. 08/02/2010, 09:49 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by nfpgasmask View Post


    Love these danm burgers....

    Bart
    Mmmmmm...Hmmmmmmm...

    ........
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  9. 08/02/2010, 10:33 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ldub View Post
    Imunna sit this one out...
    And hang out over here inna corner wit my Buddy Bart, eating cheeboogies & watching while you kids regurgitate the same stuff...
    Can I join you guys...mmm burgers!!
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  10. 08/02/2010, 10:42 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Harness View Post
    Can I join you guys...mmm burgers!!
    We'ed be honored...

    Hope ya brought'cha appetite...

    ............
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  11. 08/02/2010, 10:51 AM #11
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    Sure thing Scott, pull up a chair! What kinda cheese you want on your burger? American? Swiss? Provolone? Cheddar? Personally, I like Cheddar and bacon on my burgers, but to keep things relevant, I think we should all have American.

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