I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV. For Scott I prescribe 7-Up, crackers, hot tea with honey, and chicken soup. Now, for the most neglected member of every family with a sickie, the wife/mother! For you, I prescribe chocolate, ice cream and plenty of Lifetime TV. "Lifetime. Movies for women. Your movie's on."

If you get bored with being sick, I highly recommend inviting people over and hugging them just to see what kinds of friends you really have. To add to this excitement you should also have a frosty glass of water handy. Take a big swig, then offer it to your company. When they decline, act hurt. Get some cooked spaghettil and add red food dye. When your company comes over, have a little hidden in your hand. Pretend to sneeze into your 'spaghettil' hand, then scream in horror as you open your hand and hold it out to them.

Okay, I'll stop being gross. Get well. We need you out here.