OK, now we have senior texting codes...

[VX KAT]

SENIORS TEXTING CODES:


ATD..At The Doctors.

BFF..Best Friend Fell.

BTW..Bring the Wheelchair.

BYOT..Bring Your Own Teeth.

FWIW..Forgot Where I Was.

GGPBL..Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low.

GHA..Got Heartburn Again.

IMHO..Is My Hearing-Aid On.

LMDO..Laughing My Dentures Out.

OMMR..On My Massage Recliner.

OMSG ..Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFLACGU..Rolling on the floor laughing and can't get up. .....think this one's my favorite!

[Grif]

My mother ends all of her emails with "LOL". She mistakenly believes it means "Lots Of Love" despite my continued attempts to correct her.

So even the most tragic of news that she sends me ends with her "Laughing Out Loud".


<sigh>

[PK]

Hey - I resemble some of those remarks.

Cheaky young whipper snapper.
Where is your respect for your elders.


PK

[tom4bren]

GRBMP..Gotta Run, Bowel Movement Pending

CRS..Can't Remember Sh(tuff)

CSS..Can't See Sh(tuff)

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Kinda off topic but still funny - Boss tried to give me a hard time about running a little late this morning (had to drive daughter to work). Told him that he should be grateful I showed up at all. I was suffering from Anal Ocular Myopia ... couldn't see my lazy arse coming to work today.

[Ldub]

CTFAM...can't trust farts any more

[Scott Harness]

Funny...but I will soon be there