Based on that VX magazine ad back in the day, I'd been considering this combination of windshield decal and rear-view mirror ID tag.
On the VX windshield in upside down letters, I have "If you can read this you must be in a rolled Jeep"
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson