It is really sad that you think that driving under the influence of anything is a joking matter. Maybe one day your perspective will change, I hope it will not be because of the terrible consequences of driving impaired, but I am glad your true feelings about driving under the influence have come out due to your joking tone and immature approach to a serious and illegal activity. One day you might grow up, I hope it doesn't take a death by a drunk driver in your family to do it, but sadly it seems that it might.