Originally Posted by
SlowPro48
It would have to be a heck of a vacuum leak for you to hear it over the engine noise.
There was an episode of M*A*S*H once where Hawkeye temporarily loses his sight. Standing in the operating room, he was talking another surgeon through a delicate operation; he couldn't DO the operation himself because he was, well, blind. When the operation was nearly complete, Hawkeye (just struck me, the poetry of his name, at least as it relates to the episode) says to the surgeon that he might want to double check the sutures because he's "getting a whiff of bowel." Sure enough, the attending missed a spot. Even though I was just a kid, that feeling of awe and respect for true "master," even if just a TV character, has stuck with me all these years since.
Last year, when I had my engine replaced, I was admiring it with the mechanics at the shop. With the motor running, and the air box gulping, the head wrench walks over to have a look-see. He leans over the engine bay, does a double take and says knowingly in his Turkish accent "I hyear vahcyoom heesing noise," and proceeds to reach over the engine shroud and find this tiny little hose disconnected from its flange. He plugs it in, smiles at me and says "now yhew can go."
In that moment, I was that kid again.
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