Heh, well, easily put, they wouldnt get it anyways.

Nicknames are handed out for multiplayer gaming. I suck so bad at everything I play (Starcraft, Quake, AvP, etc) with friends that I was given 2 names. WORMGOD (I am dead so much in games that I spend more time as worm food), and CHEWTOY (not a hard one to figure out).

All in good fun and nicknames stick. Thing is, explaining that to some elderly jerk at the MVA would get only a crooked glance. Then again, we dont have to explain the tag meaning here.

No matter, there is always plan B.