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    Cross Between a Corvette & a Cuisinart

    "The USA Is Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill 'Em!"

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    Looks cool!

    Can I talk on my cell phone while I fly it???

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    That would have to be an autopilot sort of thing if it became how everyone got around. People can't drive worth a crap now, let alone fly those. Sorry, I'm a bit cranky because I had a lot of real idiots on the roads with me today. I was driving home debating how I'm going to handle getting rear-ended one of these days. It would be so nice if you could just beat the hell out of 'em and not get brought up on assault charges.

    Me:
    "Officer, they were right on my ***** for five miles."

    Officer:
    "I understand - wanna borrow my nightstick?"

    That would be so sweet.

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    Originally posted by Heraclid
    I was driving home debating how I'm going to handle getting rear-ended one of these days. It would be so nice if you could just beat the hell out of 'em and not get brought up on assault charges.
    I aim for puddles. I've noticed that with no mud flaps the VX is great at kicking up loose stuff on the road and puddles will spray enough muddy water that they usually turn on the wipers and back off

    For when there are no puddles I've thought it would be nice to have a little box packed with dirt and small gravel mounted inside each rear-tire well and a button on the dash to dump their contents just right for the tires to kick it up into the air behind me.

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