My girlfriends message

[Apostle]

This is on my girls voice mail. Thought it was funny



"Thought for the day, Birds of a feather flock together.
If your an eagle dont hang around chickens,
Chickens cant fly"



just thought i would share

[Heraclid]

Why not hang around the chickens? To an eagle, that's a buffet. :-)

By the way, I forgot where, but a hawk got into a Home Depot. And you know how birds always get in those places - well the hawk took up residence there and starting hunting and eating the pigeons in the building, in front of all the customers. The hawk was a protected species so they couldn't do much about it unless very carefully.

[SPAZZ]

Quote of the day "The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat"

[Moncha]

I see where this one is going!

[Dallas4u]

Originally posted by SPAZZ
Quote of the day "The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat"

... times the mass of the *****.

[SPAZZ]

Debby4U...care to chat..call me ...310-495-5412...

or are you just imcompitent or impotent and you need that blue pill???

[Dallas4u]

Originally posted by SPAZZ
Debby4U...care to chat..call me ...310-495-5412...

or are you just imcompitent or impotent and you nee dthat blue pill???

Spazz, your ignorance and ability to always jump to conclusions is amazing. If you're going to call someone names, at least do a spell check first before you show what a hypocrite you are.

I'm not sure why you so carefully thought out the above post but, since you have no idea where my addition to your "Quote of the Day" came from, look here. Besides, I've heard it from Beavis and Butthead about 10 years ago, and I'm pretty sure I've heard George Carlin and other comics use this line before... it was meant to add to the quote not say you have a big *****.

The Debby4u things to stupid and just makes you look like a fool... like a kid that can't do anything else but change someones name around and think it's funny. You and I have been getting along ok by not trying to get along... why don't we keep it that way, huh?

[Daver]

HAHHAHA Betcha didn't see it going there Scott.

-Daver

[ScottinMA]

Oh boy...looks like this thread is heating up..kinda reminds me of the Don Moody days ; )

Scott

[yal^]

Not particularly regardless anything in this tread, but I thought it would fit here for some reason...
This one is from my friend's voice mail:

"You are just the person I didn’t want to talk to, so please do both of us a favor and do not leave a message."

[nocturnalVX]

Too funny Yal! Thanks for sharing that. Maybe I'll even use it!

[SPAZZ]

I can't talk right now, I got the wife and the kid in the car with the poodle. I hate that damn dog!!!

[Anita]

wife?

;eekr;

[SPAZZ]

she'll be legal May 8th!!!! do I hear a MOAB ZU ZOO wedding???








had you going..ha ha....it was just a voice mail...

[Spike]

Originally posted by SPAZZ
I can't talk right now, I got the wife and the kid in the car with the poodle. I hate that damn dog!!!

Spazz!!!
I have a CD with that on it... One of the "Just Say..." compilations...

What is it from?