From an annonymous email...
YOU GOTTA LOVE CHICAGO WOMEN!!
A woman from Chicago and another from the East coast were seated side-by-side on an airplane. The woman from Chicago, being friendly and all, said:
So, where are you from?"
The East coast woman said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The woman from Chicago sat quietly for a few moments and then replied:
"So, where are you from, bitch?"