"You know that little ball you put on the aerial so you can find your car in a parking lot?

... That should be on every car.

And some things are so snazzy they never go out of style!

... Like tail fins! And bubble domes! And shag carpeting!

I want a horn here, here and here.

... You can never find a horn when you're mad. And they should all play 'La Cucaracha.'"

:homer: