>YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN COLORADO WHEN.
>
>1. You switch from "Heat" to A/C in one day.
>
>2. You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.
>
>3. Your sense of direction is; towards the mountains and away from
>the
>mountains.
>
>4. You're a meat eating vegetarian.
>
>5. The bike on your car is worth more than your car.
>
>6. You use a down comforter in the summer cause you have the a/c on
>at 55
>degrees.
>
>7. You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow
>during a
>raging blizzard without even flinching.
>
>8. You take your out of town guests to Casa Bonita even though you
>would
>never go there otherwise.
>
>9. You install security lights on your house and garage but leave
>all
>doors unlocked.
>
>10. You think the major food groups are granola bars, tofu and Fat
>Tire
>Beer.
>
>11. You carry jumper cables in the car and your girlfriend knows how
>to
>use them.
>
>12. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
>
>13 Driving is better in the winter cause the pot holes are filled
>with
>snow.
>
>14. You think that sexy lingerie is tube sox and flannel PJs.
>
>15. You know all 4 seasons "almost winter, winter, still winter and
>construction.
>
>16. You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a team's victory.
>
>17. You think the Governor is John Elway.
>
>18. Your idea of a traffic jam is more that 10 pedestrians on the
>bike
>path.
>
>19. You carry skis in your car, "just in case."
>
>20. You can never figure out why your out of town guests faint from
>altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
>
>21. You actually understand these jokes and send them to your
>friends
Take care,
Keith
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.